Favorite Rounders Movie Lines and Quotes (4 Viewers)

[Sneakygreek]

I have what’s known as the wheel, it has earthy tones, a smooth draw and enough kick to win me the high and the low.

 

[johnjohn]

I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man.

 

[dpeks13]

No, we get to Steinbrenner in the third year of law school

 

[doublebooyah85]

Need to have a Rounders watch party. I’ll pick the date and time fellas soon lol.

 

[Lil Tuna]

 

[joeyshin]

Stones? you little punk, I'm not playing for the thrill of fucking victory here, I owe rent, alimony, child support, I play for money, my kids eat, I got stones enough not to chase card actions of fucking pipe dreams of winning the world series on ESPN, but about the money I've got to turn my back, I've got to say no

 

[dpeks13]

Being an hour away from AC in my early twenties and no family yet, my buddies and I always would text each other
"You know what always cheers me up when I'm feeling shitty?"

80% of the time the response was
"Fuck it, lets go"

 

[sgago84]

I need a blow job from Christy Turlington. Get the fuck outta here. $15,000?

 

[Chawks45]

This quote at the end of the movie speaks to me because I'm heading to Vegas in June to play a few WSOP tourneys for the first time:

"First prize at the World Series of Poker is a million bucks. Does it have my name on it? I don't know. But, I'm going to find out."

Spoiler alert:


I won't win anything because I'm a horrible tournament player; zero patience skills. I'll get knocked out early, and then go to pick off the tilting tourney players at cash games.

 

[links_slayer]

Yep...

First prize at the World Series of Poker is a million bucks. Does it have my name on it? I don't know. But, I'm gonna find out.

 

[dpeks13]

Rounders 2: Mike won the million dollars but worm convinced him to be a silent partner at Full Tilt

 

[HughDrackman]

Rounders 2: Mike won the million dollars but worm convinced him to be a silent partner at Full Tilt

Rounders 2 would absolutely have to address online poker, the fact that poker players don’t necessarily make good business decisions, GTO, ICM, unnecessary tanking, Old school vs. New school approaches, and…What else?

 

[tabletalker7]

 

[NotRealNameNoSir]

Rounders 2 would absolutely have to address online poker, the fact that poker players don’t necessarily make good business decisions, GTO, ICM, unnecessary tanking, Old school vs. New school approaches, and…What else?

Israel-Palestine conflict. Insane if they avoid the elephant in the room.

 

[dpeks13]

You know Worm is out there making counterfeit NFTs...

 

[BGinGA]

You know Worm is out there making counterfeit NFTs...

Nah, he made millions in crypto and is now investing heavily in poker stream cheating technology.

 

[doublebooyah85]

They said the script was a premise was w mike had done well and Worm got caught up in online poker but that was 5-10 years ago so time for a new script lol

It would totally need to be stream involved now @BGinGA

 

[RocAFella1]

Famke can play Robbi

 

[allforcharity]

"The End"

(don't particularly like the movie)

 

[JustDave]

No, we get to Steinbrenner in the third year of law school

what an under rater comment

 

[QueYo]

"The End"

(don't particularly like the movie)

I'm new here but I'm pretty sure inflammatory posts like this belong in the Politics area.

 

[MeridianFC]

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/070655e0-a12a-44b4-90bb-7997aeb92e1d

 

[jja412]

 

[eightyWon]

Knish's reply to Mike's girlfriend asking how he's doing:

"The same"

Just a fucking grind.

25 or whatever years later and I still use this line every time someone asks how I'm doing. Such a great line with a perfect delivery.

 

[eightyWon]

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Enjoy it you secret handshake assholes...

 

[NotRealNameNoSir]

25 or whatever years later and I still use this line every time someone asks how I'm doing. Such a great line with a perfect delivery.

God, I love it. He honestly analyzes his situation, thinks back to when last she had asked, compares the two, and acts on his analysis. Perfection.

 

[RagahRagah]

"If you wanna see this next card you're gonna stop speaking fucking Sputnik."

Some of Worm's less noticed lines actually slay me with the delivery, too. Norton is just the MVP of the movie.

"Aw, Mike... she made off with your sheets." (For some reason, I always laugh loudly at this one)

"Shoulda played those Kings, Mike."

"Grama, I need your fucking charity like I need your COCK in my ass!"

"If you're determined to die of cancer you should really learn how to play cards."


It's just such an amazingly quotable movie all-around.

 

[joeyshin]

Some of Worm's less noticed lines actually slay me with the delivery, too. Norton is just the MVP of the movie.

Norton is great but John Tuturro is the star...seeing him play this character then seeing O brother where art thou...then seeing Mr. Deeds....dude has range.

 

[doublebooyah85]

Enjoy it you secret handshake assholes...

I give that line a go whenever I leave a home game.

“Like my uncle Les used to say "When the money is gone, it's time to move on". So enjoy it, you secret handshaking assholes.”

 

[chippitydoodah]

"I don't want to come off as arrogant here, but I'm the greatest botanist on this planet"

No...wait, that's wrong

"See, the sad thing about a guy like you is in 50 years you're gonna start doing some thinking on your own, and you're gonna come up with the fact that there are two certainties in life. One, don't do that. And two, you dropped a hundred and fifty grand on a fucking education you couldda got for a dollar fifty in change at the public library."

Shit! That's not right either!

"Now you wanna win LeMans. You really wanna take 1st Place, Ken Miles is the man to do it"

Fuck! Not that one. I got it now

"We bought a zoo"