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Fugly Poker Table Thread (36 Viewers)
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TheDuke
Full House
Holy hell. 12 man table. Pretty much limited to playing holdem or maybe just high card?
How long is that monstrosity? Guy in the middle gets no leg room.
tabletalker7
Full House
Suited Connector
Flush
You sank my battleship! We don't have any table legs, well just take the drawers out of that desk and use that.
It'd be kind of fun playing beer pong this bad boy! LOL.
Maybe they hold two different games at the same time. Circus on one end, hold em on the other. Beers in the middle?
TheDuke
Full House
Beers are good. But it looks like the middle is well supported. Maybe a dancer or two?
BonScot
Straight Flush
Never mind being “felted”. With this beauty you can be “carpeted” 
Or 'fleeced' with that asking price...
bsdunbar1
4 of a Kind
philhut
Flush
Observed on FB marketplace
Tee up, includes snack bowls........(kidney basins to me)....golf ball dealer button and cup-cup holders.....all for 6 people. I can imagine the creases on the arms with the board "green" that they would be resting on. The idea is great, in practice it doesn't really blend well.
Tee up, includes snack bowls........(kidney basins to me)....golf ball dealer button and cup-cup holders.....all for 6 people. I can imagine the creases on the arms with the board "green" that they would be resting on. The idea is great, in practice it doesn't really blend well.
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Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
@links_slayer 's alter ego?
I think that's a pool noodle rail too. OMG!
Maybe it floats for some pool poker action!
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Loving those bed pan cup holders! Maybe I can put my cards in there, because they are always shit!
if this is not outside at DEGEN I think I may be a little upset
I'm really glad this is nowhere near Texas. Fugly and all, I might just have to go buy it.
GO GATORS!
It looks like a Mondrian that someone covered with felt and wood.
Paging @Anthony Martino!
In spite of everything else that is horrible about it, I have to admit that I'm a little intrigued by the idea of built-in snack bowls.
Every time I host a game, I'm always picking up pretzels, chips, paper plates, etc. With these bad boys I just pop 'em out, run 'em through the dishwasher, and we're ready for poker!
Anthony Martino
Royal Flush
I won today, no midget exotic dancing for me. Will check back in after tomorrows session lol
Would be good with those Dunes chips, right?
davethesave
3 of a Kind
BonScot
Straight Flush
A grand for that!!! Think someone’s been hit on the head by a golf ball
philhut
Flush
I forgot to snap the whole ad just the picture.....lol
philhut
Flush
Another Legend
Its a bird its a plane....its a chair.,...stool.....Poker table thingy
Now for the good part
Is it a poker table? or a very stable stool for 1 that will not scratch your floor?
Its a bird its a plane....its a chair.,...stool.....Poker table thingy
Now for the good part
Is it a poker table? or a very stable stool for 1 that will not scratch your floor?
Well, they've managed to put the leather and the wood in exactly the wrong places. And are they assuming all left-handed drinkers, or are you supposed to sit at the corner?
Bluegrass Poker
Flush
But look at those legs and base. Guessing they didn’t even know how good that part of their table is.
One Eyed Dollar
Flush
Only $350 for this masterpiece!
https://denver.craigslist.org/tag/d/arvada-10-person-blue-and-red-poker/7321107220.html
https://denver.craigslist.org/tag/d/arvada-10-person-blue-and-red-poker/7321107220.html
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