Fugly Poker Table Thread (22 Viewers)

[NotRealNameNoSir]

Cards with backs that look like "hundos"? That would be terrible.

So, yeah... probably.

Im late to the party and these are impossible to photograph but yup. Sister heard I liked cards so I got a deck of "999.9 Gold Playing Cards" with Benjamins on the back.

 

[merkong]

Check out these ripped up, disgusting office chairs around this table. You would smell like someone else's ass after being enveloped in one of those things for a few hours. Those chairs can't be cleaned, the sweat soaks in and bacteria expels through the stitching, guaranteed to make your but itch for weeks.

Milk crates would be preferred and miles more hygienic.
Maybe they think this looks luxury with that 1983 burgundy table top and brass cup holders?
Geez louis imagine being that pretentious having their friends sit in such disgusting filth?


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GFC made the Fugly Table Thread. I want to thank you personally. Oh, wait... Too soon. lol

 

[Poker Zombie]

Why do two 6 max tables when you can have one 12 seater…

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A table that needs 3 people to set up. I guess that rules out head-up with a friend.

"Hey Bob, do you mind dropping by to help me set up my table for a heads up-match?"

"Thanks, Bob. Now leave."

 

[Saditsfact]

A table that needs 3 people to set up. I guess that rules out head-up with a friend.

"Hey Bob, do you mind dropping by to help me set up my table for a heads up-match?"

"Thanks, Bob. Now leave."

"Actually Bob, can you deal for us?"

 

[Poker Zombie]

"Actually Bob, can you deal for us?"