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Fugly Poker Table Thread (45 Viewers)
- Thread starter manamongkids
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This looks more like board game/TTRPG table. They can get quite expensive.
So idk if it's "fugly" necessarily but did they really just buy a roll out table topper and then fit a frame around it on a table? I'm pretty sure they did. And they're asking $300.
This one though, this one is fugly. Of all the rails that have ever been put on a poker table, this certainly is one.
Looks like an elephant trunk
Dodger
Flush
For sure that’s just a door frame around a topper.
AlbinoDragon
Flush
It looks like terrycloth towels repurposed for the rail because they have particularly sweaty players?? Maybe they play in a sauna?
Another dude with too much Epoxy on his hands. At least those crappy chips are forever frozen and never to be played with again.
Dodger
Flush
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
"Dibbs on one of the bad beat seats"
...said no one ever
...said no one ever
There can be only one reason to leave this cookie-cutter recess in the center of this table...
TO POUR EPOXY IN!! Holy shit what a good idea...
*just noticed cutout area is the tops of suits. I'm more confused now that I figured that out. Help.
If you haven't heard the latest trend in table builds is called "latching". All it takes is 3 golden latches to hold this base. Your players will love to hear the clank of the latch as it locks the base in place, just like a latch on an old trunk filled with smut mags or something else you latch ( all I can think of is a trunk filled w/porno).
TO POUR EPOXY IN!! Holy shit what a good idea...
*just noticed cutout area is the tops of suits. I'm more confused now that I figured that out. Help.
If you haven't heard the latest trend in table builds is called "latching". All it takes is 3 golden latches to hold this base. Your players will love to hear the clank of the latch as it locks the base in place, just like a latch on an old trunk filled with smut mags or something else you latch ( all I can think of is a trunk filled w/porno).
The cutouts are half of suits top to bottom
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
We now all know where you stored your porno mags.
Now you just need to explain to everyone under the age of 30 what a porno mag is.
DeeVee8
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Haha I could NEVER have any nudey books at the house. Our stash was an old abandoned building or the ol hole-in-a-tree out in the woods.
Huskerchipper
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This table pales in comparison Mushmanchuman has been posting but a dandy nonetheless
A lot of choices were made when building this table. The one that really gets me is the sideways bill slot. It’s gotta be a pain to get the cash box out
Very expensive pedestal!
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
Have a round dinner table that wont sell for $250?
Cut the edges off and it wont sell as a poker table either.
Cut the edges off and it wont sell as a poker table either.
He probably hand bent and forged all the metal on the base. He also hand routed all the groves in the base. With a hammer and chisel like on the
EastCoastCali
Flush
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
Not a bad table if you are playing outside
...in the rain
...during a hurricane
...in the rain
...during a hurricane
EastCoastCali
Flush
I feel like fisherprice made it lol. 
Hey watch it, I brought my original table from BJs (circa 2010) out at the beach last year.
As I predicted I was the only one to stack my chips on the table. Everyone else put their chips in the stupid chip slots all mixed up. It was not worth trying to figure out chip stacks. I still chopped both tournaments.
p.s. the table really sucks
As I predicted I was the only one to stack my chips on the table. Everyone else put their chips in the stupid chip slots all mixed up. It was not worth trying to figure out chip stacks. I still chopped both tournaments.
p.s. the table really sucks
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buzzmonkey
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vanislander
Pair
I found one!
EastCoastCali
Flush
Holy hell, what is that thing…how many cupholders do people need? Is that a 22 person table??
4SUMERZ
Flush
That looks like the hand played on Bond's Casino Royale.
Dodger
Flush
Those cup holders look like they were taken out of the fold out armrest in the backseat of a 2004 Tahoe.
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