Fugly Poker Table Thread (28 Viewers)

[Dodger]

Maybe not fugly but still.
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That table has its own shaped inlay. Let’s at least give credit there.

 

[Mushmanchuman]

Now it's complete.

 

[Mushmanchuman]

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[Himewad]

Fixed it for you

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[drdr]

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Has got stab punctures in the rail. Those runner runner suckouts will do that.

 

[Kentucky]

Maybe not fugly but still.
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Definitely funusable

 

[allforcharity]

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Super-Elvis?

 

[Dodger]

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That table is kryptonite for poker players.

 

[chippitydoodah]

Maybe not fugly but still.
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Oh no..you're right. It's fugly. It would make a nice display table at Cabellas or Bass Pro

 

[ekricket]

Maybe not fugly but still.
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At least it’s not a faux inlay shape

 

[JackJack]

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Oh no..you're right. It's fugly. It would make a nice display table at Cabellas or Bass Pro

Oddly I like the shape and inlay. It’s like a funnel for the dealer to aim for

 

[mattross1313]

Any takers on this bad boy?

 

[chippitydoodah]

Speed Cloth - $30
Propane For Torch - $2
Giant Wire Spool - Free
Poker Memories -  Priceless $300 $200

 

[Mushmanchuman]

Any takers on this bad boy?

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DIBS

 

[Poker Zombie]

Any takers on this bad boy?

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Collection of fire extinguishers nearby indicates the seller is on the right track...

 

[chippitydoodah]

Play your hand while sitting in a hand.

 

[Poker Zombie]

I want to contact the seller, just to get the story of "Why 3 hands?"

 

[WedgeRock]

I want to contact the seller, just to get the story of "Why 3 hands?"

Or, "What happened to the 4th hand chair?"

 

[Poker Zombie]

I expect a good story. Something like...

• I got these in college. I was on the 5th floor of the dorm. We got really hammered one night, and Jimmy tossed it off the balcony screaming "HIIIIGH FIIIIIVE!
• I got these in college. We got really hammered one night, and Jimmy took off his pants and sat on the back of the chair, screaming "One in the stink!"
• I sold 3 chairs already to a Lefty.
• I saved one, because I love facepalm memes.

 

[Hot Nuts]

or Fat Jim broke the 4th chair

 

[mdt11]

Or, "What happened to the 4th hand chair?"

My mom once told me, don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to

 

[Nymor]

Any takers on this bad boy?

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1 min with a wet cloth and a brush before you take the photo - ffs

 

[wickedwonka121]

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Play your hand while sitting in a hand.

Who's hand is on my ass?

 

[wickedwonka121]

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Why drop inches when you can buy one of these?

 

[WedgeRock]

1 min with a wet cloth and a brush before you take the photo - ffs

I don't think it would make an appreciable difference.

 

[Kentucky]

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Speed Cloth - $30
Propane For Torch - $2
Giant Wire Spool - Free
Poker Memories -  Priceless $300 $200

You could probably make a decent table out of that- if you could be bothered to make a rail from the base, get some decent foam…
Or… you could half ass it with a blow torch and put some felt straight on the wood.

 

[Mushmanchuman]

Custom foam on the cat-shit rake! hahah this table sucks!

 

[suchj0sh]

Custom foam on the cat-shit rake! hahah this table sucks!

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That’s just a hungry hungry hippos table

 

[Mushmanchuman]

That’s just a hungry hungry hippos table

 

[Mushmanchuman]

Guy Fieri called and want's his table back...