Fugly Poker Table Thread (32 Viewers)

[Northern Paladin]

Are the rectangle sections for your chips, cards or phone? I'd image there would be wireless chargers underneath may RFID?

Certainly for the chips. Because it's easier to put them in and out than the cards and the space in the center is almost too small to accommodate medium/big sized stacks. But even if it's for chips, these squares are too small. 6 barrels and you can only shuffle your chips in the center of the table and by extending your arm. Another disadvantage that may only affect me, I never know how to stand and where to put my arms on this kind of table. The centre is also almost too small. At both ends, the bets can easily get mixed up.

It's not the ugliest of tables, but it must be admitted that it's as surprising as it is confusing. Apart from the fact that it looks like a spaceship (which can be cool), too many effort has been put into doing exaggerated and unnecessary things, which are unconfortable and which can even hinder the smooth running of the game IMO.

 

[Poker Zombie]

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Proving my point. That portrait is very oblong. The one on the table is almost a circle.

 

[chippitydoodah]

Proving my point. That portrait is very oblong. The one on the table is almost a circle.

Because there are 4 cards on the table I think that's the deck. You could be right about the plaques.

 

[chippitydoodah]

 

[Northern Paladin]

Because there are 4 cards on the table I think that's the deck. You could be right about the plaques.

Proving my point. That portrait is very oblong. The one on the table is almost a circle.

That's what I told myself too. But maybe it's plaques as @Poker Zombie suggests. Or another type of cards. They seem to be golden.

 

[Szczesnk]

Maybe this button starts thr ignition sequence?

 

[LeGold]

Cards with backs that look like "hundos"? That would be terrible.

So, yeah... probably.

Yap.

Goooooooooold! Le.

 

[LeGold]

Thanks for the clarification.

OK. I need to go to an ophthalmologist for an eye check, because like @LeGold , I hadn't seen these plaques. I will therefore propose that we go together haha.

Hey.... don't blame me for you guys being uneducated in High Quality Official Casino Weight cards!

 

[Northern Paladin]

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Goooooooooold! Le.

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[Northern Paladin]

Yap.

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Goooooooooold! Le.

 

[allforcharity]

Yap.

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Goooooooooold! Le.

You can get these gold cards in all sorts of currencies. I have used them for my blackjack tournaments at the final table, people live their look and they are easy to deal from a shoe. Players are nit candle games the cards themselves so "feel" is almost irrelevant.

 

[Mushmanchuman]

Man and wife are sleeping. Man wakes up in a rush:

Wife: "Honey what are you doing it's 1am?"
Man: "I finally figured out what to do with that kiddy pool we don't use anymore!! I'll be in the garage haha!"

 

[Mushmanchuman]

 

[Mushmanchuman]

They found the missing chip rack guys!!

*Still looking for the dust buster

 

[Poker Zombie]

C'mon man, at least give me time to dig up a Cruella Deville image before I have to find a Dustbuster gif!

 

[sodasnacks]

Check out these ripped up, disgusting office chairs around this table. You would smell like someone else's ass after being enveloped in one of those things for a few hours. Those chairs can't be cleaned, the sweat soaks in and bacteria expels through the stitching, guaranteed to make your but itch for weeks.

Milk crates would be preferred and miles more hygienic.
Maybe they think this looks luxury with that 1983 burgundy table top and brass cup holders?
Geez louis imagine being that pretentious having their friends sit in such disgusting filth?

 

[jayfiggy]

Check out these ripped up, disgusting office chairs around this table. You would smell like someone else's ass after being enveloped in one of those things for a few hours. Those chairs can't be cleaned, the sweat soaks in and bacteria expels through the stitching, guaranteed to make your but itch for weeks.

Milk crates would be preferred and miles more hygienic.
Maybe they think this looks luxury with that 1983 burgundy table top and brass cup holders?
Geez louis imagine being that pretentious having their friends sit in such disgusting filth?


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Is this not a PCF members setup? I can’t tell if this is a joke or not .

 

[upNdown]

Is this not a PCF members setup? I can’t tell if this is a joke or not .

Yeah, I don't know if this guy joined PCF just to troll @merkong or if he plans to get to each of us. But he seems unpleasant.

 

[merkong]

It's just my turn. We all know we've been down this road before. My guess is it's a former troll just rebranding. Sigh. lol

 

[demonnic]

Not even particularly original though

 

[merkong]

Is this not a PCF members setup? I can’t tell if this is a joke or not .

The OP doesn't realize you're talking about his comment. Trolls aren't typically very bright.

 

[sodasnacks]

I found it on the internet, how does that make me a troll? Is this your table???

 

[Mushmanchuman]

I found it on the internet, how does that make me a troll? Is this your table???

Where did you find on internet?

You didn’t jus search “poker table” and then this image popped up.

Don’t play dumb about it bro. If you’re here to talk smack at least own up to it. Don’t cop out and say you just googled “poker table” and it popped up first hit.

Be honest and say “Yeah I pulled this photo from the godfather thread and I wanna throw shade on Ken. The only thing I can really grab a hold of is his old office chairs. The rest of his shit is absolutely awesome. So I’m really gonna hammer on them office chairs!”

Blablabla itchy butt, something else nobody read and . That’s all I read outta that mess you wrote.

 

[merkong]

Where did you find on internet?

You didn’t jus search “poker table” and then this image popped up.

Don’t play dumb about it bro. If you’re here to talk smack at least own up to it. Don’t cop out and say you just googled “poker table” and it popped up first hit.

Be honest and say “Yeah I pulled this photo from the godfather thread and I wanna throw shade on Ken. The only thing I can really grab a hold of is his old office chairs. The rest of his shit is absolutely awesome. So I’m really gonna hammer on them office chairs!”

Blablabla itchy butt, something else nobody read and . That’s all I read outta that mess you wrote.

When you get thru here Mushy I’ll swap out a chair for you with a milk crate. They don’t smell as bad but will make your rear end look like a waffle. Best I can do.

Letting people shuffle the E&C’s tonight. They’ll only be for show. Tourney set on the table.

 

[Mushmanchuman]

When you get thru here Mushy I’ll swap out a chair for you with a milk crate. They don’t smell as bad but will make your rear end look like a waffle. Best I can do.

Letting people shuffle the E&C’s tonight. They’ll only be for show. Tourney set on the table.

Yeah hook up 2 milk crates for me. Zip tie them together so they don’t separate when I lean forward to drag a pot.

While you’re at it drop an open plastic bag in the top crate. It’ll be pretty high EV that my hemorrhoids will not like the milk crate.

Don’t those E&C’s shuffle like buttery bricks? Oh man. I gave a barrel to @jayfiggy cuz he liked them so much. If I end up getting the rest of the hoard you will be dibs on a rack of $1’s.

 

[merkong]

Yeah hook up 2 milk crates for me. Zip tie them together so they don’t separate when I lean forward to drag a pot.

While you’re at it drop an open plastic bag in the top crate. It’ll be pretty high EV that my hemorrhoids will not like the milk crate.

Don’t those E&C’s shuffle like buttery bricks? Oh man. I gave a barrel to @jayfiggy cuz he liked them so much. If I end up getting the rest of the hoard you will be dibs on a rack of $1’s.

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Pre dibs. Let’s go!

 

[Mushmanchuman]

Pre dibs. Let’s go!

Ok who is driving? They are as close to the Atlantic Ocean as you can physically get, literally.

And to get these bad boys we also have to re-locate a giant 14 ft craps table and 2 bj tables.

I am hoping to get the tables for my VFW halls future casino night. Just have to go get em. I’m trying to book the deal but it’s gonna be a chore and a half.

 

[Saditsfact]

Why do two 6 max tables when you can have one 12 seater…

 

[Mushmanchuman]

Why do two 6 max tables when you can have one 12 seater…

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How the frigg did he make those legs!! My mind is blown..

 

[Saditsfact]

How the frigg did he make those legs!! My mind is blown..

I couldn’t figure out why he made the padded rail, maybe to protect from splinters?