Fugly Poker Table Thread (31 Viewers)

[Pinesol13]

And they're using orange chips on that table

 

[Bluegrass Poker]

I don't know if this is the worst one yet, but it's definitely up there.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/763455214367181/?ref=facebook_story_share

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That’s as bad as I’ve seen.

 

[G.G.Spoons]

And they're using orange chips on that table

How can you tell? There could be stacks lost in that camo.

 

[BonScot]

I don't know if this is the worst one yet, but it's definitely up there.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/763455214367181/?ref=facebook_story_share

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What am I looking at? I can’t see anything!

 

[TX_Golf_N_Poker]

What am I looking at? I can’t see anything!

It's a link to facebook. Maybe you can't see it since you are not in the US? Here it is:

 

[Dodger]

It's a link to facebook. Maybe you can't see it since you are not in the US? Here it is:

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Haha! I think @BonScot was making a camouflage joke.

 

[TX_Golf_N_Poker]

Haha! I think @BonScot was making a camouflage joke.

Duh! I'm an idiot. That's what I get for trying to be such a nice and helpful person...

 

[Poker Zombie]

Duh! I'm an idiot. That's what I get for trying to be such a nice and helpful person...

You made me look at that table twice?

Dick.

 

[Bluegrass Poker]

Well the price isn’t horrible.
https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/503793260938749/

 

[Poker Zombie]

If you are lucky, you may be able to get a package deal with the saggy mattress in the background.

 

[BonScot]

I mean… it’s just… fuck

 

[Sambukan]

I mean… it’s just… fuck

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Looks like a faux leather purse trying to be a table...

 

[Dodger]

I mean… it’s just… fuck

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Maybe it’s the bottom…? Ask for a photo of the actual playing side/surface. (Why is there no ‘cringe’ emoji?)

 

[TX_Golf_N_Poker]

I mean… it’s just… fuck

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That is such a bad photo that it's almost hard to tell how fugly the table is... Almost.

 

[BonScot]

That is such a bad photo that it's almost hard to tell how fugly the table is... Almost.

Sadly that’s the only photo. The camera must have broke itself after taking the first picture

 

[TX_Golf_N_Poker]

Sadly that’s the only photo. The camera must have broke itself after during the taking of the first picture

fyp

 

[BonScot]

The Liberace estate has put this dazzler up for sale. Check out that floor…

 

[allforcharity]

The Liberace estate has put this dazzler up for sale. Check out that floor…

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Wow, velvety overload! Where's all the candelabras?

 

[BonScot]

Wow, velvety overload! Where's all the candelabras?

Melted down to make his coffin

 

[Poker Zombie]

The rug helps to complete the casino experience.

 

[Teach42]

I can't even tell what the hell is going on here...
https://www.facebook.com/marketplac...wse_serp:a365997d-c5f3-45b8-b598-a3759109fa2d

 

[Highli99]

I can't even tell what the hell is going on here...
https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/855193978422167/?ref=search&referral_code=marketplace_search&referral_story_type=post&tracking=browse_serp:a365997d-c5f3-45b8-b598-a3759109fa2d

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Oh nice it’s already set up for a sewer connection!

 

[Bluegrass Poker]

Oh nice it’s already set up for a sewer connection!

Well if you are playing like crap that will be helpful.

 

[upNdown]

Oh nice it’s already set up for a sewer connection!

What could that possibly be there for?

 

[pluto]

What could that possibly be there for?

I've seen these on tables for the rake collection. Screw on a PVC tube to collect the drops, unscrew and replace with empty tube if needed.

 

[Bluegrass Poker]

I've seen these on tables for the rake collection. Screw on a PVC tube to collect the drops, unscrew and replace with empty tube if needed.

I think that is it. If you click the link there are more pics and there appears to a bill slot on top of the table that corresponds to the pvc.

 

[Poker Zombie]

Well, if he wanted tips, I'll give him this one...

Next time, BUY a table.

 

[TX_Golf_N_Poker]

I can't even tell what the hell is going on here...
https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/855193978422167/?ref=search&referral_code=marketplace_search&referral_story_type=post&tracking=browse_serp:a365997d-c5f3-45b8-b598-a3759109fa2d

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What's with all that excess material? Did he break the last blade in his razor blade knife?

 

[upNdown]

What's with all that excess material? Did he break the last blade in his razor blade knife?

He’s saving it for later!

 

[BonScot]

Oh nice it’s already set up for a sewer connection!

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