Fugly Poker Table Thread (36 Viewers)

Poker Zombie said:
Sure, if you like playing poker on a hard table so you cannot pick up cards (which could build up static as plastic cards slide over a plastic surface)
...and you don't mind chips falling to the floor because of the non-rail
...and you don't mind that you cannot build stacks
...and you don't mind your drink being right in the way for a right-hander pitching cards
...and you don't mind a 1" deep cupholder
...and you don't mind having to straddle a table leg all night.

Basically, the only room this belongs in, is a 6 year old girls room for tea parties.
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:ROFL: :ROFLMAO::ROFL: :ROFLMAO::ROFL: :ROFLMAO::ROFL: :ROFLMAO:
 
Poker Zombie said:
Sure, if you like playing poker on a hard table so you cannot pick up cards (which could build up static as plastic cards slide over a plastic surface)
...and you don't mind chips falling to the floor because of the non-rail
...and you don't mind that you cannot build stacks
...and you don't mind your drink being right in the way for a right-hander pitching cards
...and you don't mind a 1" deep cupholder
...and you don't mind having to straddle a table leg all night.

Basically, the only room this belongs in, is a 6 year old girls room for tea parties.
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I totally agree with all of this, except the position of the drink. I'd much rather pitch around a drink on my right than try to shuffle around a drink that's centered in front of me.
It's a suitable picnic table.
 
upNdown said:
I totally agree with all of this, except the position of the drink. I'd much rather pitch around a drink on my right than try to shuffle around a drink that's centered in front of me.
It's a suitable picnic table.
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That's why I prefer slide under cupholders. You can position it left, right, of center depending on personal preference. My preference is right, but all the way back to the rail. YMMV, but I suspect very few would want it out front and right.
 
Not so much fugly, as WTFuckly?

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Not fugly, but not functional as a poker table either... (its listed as a gaming table and wouldn't be terrible for a war game with a large board -- Diplomacy, Axis & Allies, Risk -- but it came up in a search on 'poker')

Capture.PNG
 
upNdown said:
These are all over Massachusetts. They've been bonus prizes for poker themed lottery tickets. I'm assuming other states use them too.
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If the middle wasnt raised that high they would be ok, also the rail is a little hard...
 
Poker Zombie said:
No. Nobody that drinks that much Bud Light has ever had four $100 bills at the same time.
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Brilliant, but I've got a counter-theory - this is just somebody with a lot more money than taste.
I love all kinds of beer, and I don't discriminate (except for those really bitter triple IPA's, fuck them.) Cheap American light beer has it's place in our society (and in my cooler,) but putting it in bottles is like putting lipstick on a pig. If you're drinking Bud Light (and if you are, you should really save another buck and drink Busch Light, it's the same damn thing) you should be drinking it out of a can, at the beach or in a stadium parking lot. If you're drinking beer in a bottle, you should be drinking a beer worth drinking. If you're drinking Bud Light in a bottle, you're probably the kind of fool who would want to play poker on this table and who would epoxy 4 benjamins to it.
 
Max D said:
If the middle wasnt raised that high they would be ok, also the rail is a little hard...
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I've played on one. They're marginally better than a kitchen table. Those ovalized chip carousels, on the other hand, are awesome.
 

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