Sorry, were you referring to the leopard-clad table or the leopard-clad woman?
I was refering to the table, playing on the leopard-clad woman might give me something else (both good and bad possibly).
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I was refering to the table, playing on the leopard-clad woman might give me something else (both good and bad possibly).
not sure what to make of this one.
https://nh.craigslist.org/atq/d/vintage-live-edge-poker-table/6539878979.html
https://nh.craigslist.org/atq/d/vintage-live-edge-poker-table/6539878979.html
justsomedude
Straight Flush
Could have been kind of cool... if not for the shellac-embedded cards on the top.
besides the fact it probably weighs 200lbs?
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
...and is not much bigger than a bistro table top.
Well, it seats 11-12 extremely tiny people, weighs half a ton, and comes with most of a deck of cards. What's not to love?
that hits all the big points, Just placed my order.
RichMahogany
Straight Flush
Not the worst offender in this thread, but still 
Jambine
Full House
I was refering to the table, playing on the leopard-clad woman might give me something else (both good and bad possibly).
I read that and immediately thought of a solid wood table. Lo and behold.....
I half expected a doorknob to protrude from that wood slab somewhere....
SWEATER
3 of a Kind
carbon63
High Hand
Exterior racetrack, 2 cup holders per person and a honey oak finish. Everything you could want for a poker table in "good condition".
https://chico.craigslist.org/fuo/d/poker-table-seats-8-solid-oak/6547851236.html
https://chico.craigslist.org/fuo/d/poker-table-seats-8-solid-oak/6547851236.html
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
What the...????
How did he successfully manage 2 corners on the rail, then completely whiff the next 2 corners? The guys on the ends get 4 cup holders? That's some serious drinking going down at that game.
On closer inspection... I think that he used dashboards from a boat for the wood.
How did he successfully manage 2 corners on the rail, then completely whiff the next 2 corners? The guys on the ends get 4 cup holders? That's some serious drinking going down at that game.
On closer inspection... I think that he used dashboards from a boat for the wood.
Jambine
Full House
Poker / Billiards table?
Amazing what some peeps come up with!! Ugh! I’m sure he is proud of it.
Are you sure he didn't headboards and footboards from a bed?
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Old school an ashtray per player
BukNaked36
Straight
How about a football field?
Tennessee poker/card table - $175
Probably uses all orange chips too
Player 1: Could I get a count?
Player 2: All my chips are visible.
Player 1: Uhhh no... no they're not
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
How about a football field?
Tennessee poker/card table - $175
It's a lifeboat and a beach towel. How can you lose?
seyff45
Two Pair
And the listing said "Custom poker table with racetrack, speed cloth and cupholders"
I guess attention to detail is kinda important
It's like aliens got all the pieces to build a poker table but didn't know what a poker table was and had no instructions on how it went together. What a waste of materials.
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Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
This is the 3rd time this table has popped up on this thread, so I'm going to throw in a little quick analysis that might support this table not being as bad as it would appear.
At point 1, The foam looks curled under, like there is a giant wooden platform in the middle of the table. This is why it landed in this thread, and is probably still available.
Points 2 and 3 tell a different story. 2 appears to curl down toward the table, and 3 actually looks to be lifted above the speed cloth. This leads me to think that this is a piece of veneer laying on the speed cloth, and not actually affixed to the table. If the veneer were to curl just slightly along the long edges, hard lighting from above could be reflected off the wood, onto the speedcloth causing it to slightly "wash out" in the photograph, creating a white line - which creates the optical illusion that is is set into the table. Exactly as you see it in point #1.
At point 1, The foam looks curled under, like there is a giant wooden platform in the middle of the table. This is why it landed in this thread, and is probably still available.
Points 2 and 3 tell a different story. 2 appears to curl down toward the table, and 3 actually looks to be lifted above the speed cloth. This leads me to think that this is a piece of veneer laying on the speed cloth, and not actually affixed to the table. If the veneer were to curl just slightly along the long edges, hard lighting from above could be reflected off the wood, onto the speedcloth causing it to slightly "wash out" in the photograph, creating a white line - which creates the optical illusion that is is set into the table. Exactly as you see it in point #1.
seyff45
Two Pair
listen, I've never seen a poker table that has a built in dance floor, so I guess that's a plus for some...
seyff45
Two Pair
If we merge these tables, we may be on to something:
Suspended Dance Floor Stripper pole poker table.
Suspended Dance Floor Stripper pole poker table.
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