Fugly Poker Table Thread (21 Viewers)

[MrCatPants]

That is very wide, or very short, or both. I can't really tell which.

I think short, because the cupholders look huge compared to the table.

 

[justsomedude]

I like the asymmetrical seat spacing...

 

[FordPickup92]

Local facebook marketplace.

Headline of "Poker Table top, well built"

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Mmmmmmm so lumpy

 

[kaimat]

Sorry if this has already been posted, but someone really loves SSC: https://offerup.com/item/detail/802231376/

 

[FordPickup92]

Sorry if this has already been posted, but someone really loves SSC: https://offerup.com/item/detail/802231376/

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This instantly made me think of this:

 

[BGinGA]

This instantly made me think of this:

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I'm not sure that ANYTHING would make me think of that....

 

[APatHand]

Sorry if this has already been posted, but someone really loves SSC: https://offerup.com/item/detail/802231376/

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A diamond in the rough

 

[FDLmold]

Ho lee shee yit.

 

[allforcharity]

Oh, 1970s, we hardly knew ye.

 

[Klobberer]

I'd need to see it under a black light before I'd even consider it!

 

[Poker Zombie]

Seats 5 couples. Never used chips, but a lot of clothes pushed around in pots.

 

[One Eyed Dollar]

Actual quote from the ad: "The pictures say it all about this table." Yes they do.

 

[FordPickup92]

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Actual quote from the ad: "The pictures say it all about this table." Yes they do.

Oh no.. although on second thought thatd be a sweet race track for my hot wheels

 

[bigdonkey]

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Actual quote from the ad: "The pictures say it all about this table." Yes they do.

So you’re saying this table isn’t worthy of my upscale poker set?

 

[Poker Zombie]

Sad part is, if the owner had ever seen @Mr Tree 's table, he would have never wasted the money on this.

 

[justsomedude]

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Actual quote from the ad: "The pictures say it all about this table." Yes they do.

Oooo... that’s a nice racetrack table.

<snerk>

 

[Zmasterben]

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Actual quote from the ad: "The pictures say it all about this table." Yes they do.

The instinct of a poker player to play clockwise mixed with a NASCAR fan's instinct to turn left on this table would cause a lot of confusion and collisions I imagine.

 

[allforcharity]

At least it's...clean?

Can't even use it as a Hot Wheels/Matchbox racetrack, because of all the damn cupholders.

 

[Mr Tree]

Sad part is, if the owner had ever seen @Mr Tree 's table, he would have never wasted the money on this.

I’m such an amateur.

 

[MegaTon44]

Table Builder: So, what shape table do you want? I make a nice oval, round, or octagon.

Customer: Fallopian Tube

Table Builder: Say no more, fam

 

[Sparty]

Table Builder: So, what shape table do you want? I make a nice oval, round, or octagon.

Customer: Fallopian Tube

Table Builder:......

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I thought it was a swimming pool at first glance

 

[Pinesol13]

Is that meant to be a sort of specialized heads up table?

 

[Solid Snake]

Tile backsplash

 

[Klobberer]

Table Builder: So, what shape table do you want? I make a nice oval, round, or octagon.

Customer: Fallopian Tube

Table Builder: Say no more, fam

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I could totally build this for you Dan!

 

[allforcharity]

It's a kidney. A cancerous kidney, but a kidney nonetheless.

Do you need mountaineering equipment to get over that wall with the rail to count chips and make bets, or just call them out by yodeling?

 

[FordPickup92]

Why exactly are you browsing ungodly poker tables at 4 am????

 

[kaimat]

Davenport, FL

Here is the ad. This one will go fast: https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1439913176169234/

 

[FordPickup92]

Davenport, FL

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Here is the ad. This one will go fast: https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1439913176169234/

Reverse rail?

 

[AceFour]

Davenport, FL

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Here is the ad. This one will go fast: https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1439913176169234/

Mike Postle will buy this so he doesn't have to put his phone in his lap.

 

[allforcharity]

Now THAT'S a swimming pool!