Fugly Poker Table Thread (30 Viewers)

[WedgeRock]

I mean seriously, if not for the weird un-explainable notch, it's a badass table. Why TF would someone do that?!?!?!?

I believe that's a "dealer notch"...

 

[wolfpack]

I mean seriously, if not for the weird un-explainable notch, it's a badass table. Why TF would someone do that?!?!?!?

Looks like it is supposed to be adealer cutout, exept they put a rail anyway.

 

[LeGold]

Nice... sofa?

 

[BGinGA]

I mean seriously, if not for the weird un-explainable notch, it's a badass table. Why TF would someone do that?!?!?!?

Totally explainable. Dealer cut-out, designed with comfort in mind.

 

[legonick]

I'm not sure I can look at Facebook Marketplace anymore...

Is that fixable? The playing surface looks nice at least! LOL.

 

[Poker Zombie]

I kind of like it. If you have a couple that recently divorced, you can place them in the #1 and #10 seats, and they won't have to see each other all night.

 

[Rhodeman77]

NBA players only table! Long wing span is a must for this table.

 

[CraigT78]

Only asking $500!

 

[legonick]

High-quality invisi-rail! Sorry, trippy moose wall hanging not included....

 

[Jambine]

Only asking $500!
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Which table is $500 ?

 

[Poker Zombie]

NBA players only table! Long wing span is a must for this table.

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For all those time you wish you could grab your drink while raking a pot.

 

[Poker Zombie]

Only asking $500!
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Obviously, the rail is stuffed with singles.

 

[Poker Zombie]

High-quality invisi-rail! Sorry, trippy moose wall hanging not included.... View attachment 528836

If I had that moose tapestry, I would immediately ship it to @moose !

 

[CraigT78]

Which table is $500 ?

I wouldn't pay $500 for BOTH.

 

[Beakertwang]

Not sure what to make of this.

 

[allforcharity]

^^^ This is an offer that I can refuse

 

[BGinGA]

Cigar holders or ashtrays?

 

[buzzmonkey]

^^^ This is an offer that I can refuse

Goes well with a nice set of horse head CPCs though.

 

[PocketAces]

£300 ($400) - laundry not included

 

[Hot Nuts]

Putting this here just for the ridiculous pricing. Buy both, he'll throw in $500 worth of poker accessories...uh, 1000 dice chips?...lol

• Condition
  Used - Like New

2 beautiful, well built 10 person poker tables. 1 small imperfection on one of the tables. Im selling each for 1700 or you can buy both for $3000. If you buy the tables ill throw in $500 with of poker accessories.

 

[WedgeRock]

Unfortunately, the "imperfection" is on the nicer of the two tables... and they are overpriced by about $1400... each.

 

[Poker Zombie]

Yeah... A table with 5 strips of Gaffer tape to cover a hole is easily worth $1700.

 

[WedgeRock]

Yeah... A table with 5 strips of Gaffer tape to cover a hole is easily worth $1700.

Pretty sure that is a hernia, not a hole.

 

[allforcharity]

I don't suppose there are hidden Shuffle Masters in there somewhere? You know, to justify that price?

 

[legonick]

All this camo must make bluffing easier...?

 

[legonick]

Just...what the fu....

Maybe a middle school shop project...?

 

[BGinGA]

Just...what the fu....

Maybe a middle school shop project...?

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Clearly incapable of cutting (or visualizing) anything other than straight lines....

 

[allforcharity]

Though the sides are uneven, it's a red octagon, which always means STOP!

 

[grebe]

£300 ($400) - laundry not included

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I want that table for the base! He can keep the rail and those hideous lights though.

 

[WedgeRock]

I want that table for the base!

Did you not see the cheap chips glued to the base?