Fugly Poker Table Thread (49 Viewers)

[moedin]

anyone for a little national pride?

 

[moedin]

ok wow. at least he only wants $50... but uh, still no. doubles as a coffee table!

https://www.kijiji.ca/v-toys-games/city-of-toronto/poker-table/1326984267

 

[BGinGA]

I can't tell if that one rail joint more closely resembles a plumbers crack or a camel toe, but it's disturbing either way.

 

[allforcharity]

Looks like a raft, actually.

 

[namsupak]

i've just read through the most recent 5 pages and it started with chuckles but now i'm teared up with how awful some of these are. i lost it the first time someone replied "I cant see the felt" to a hunting camo table.

Was it this one near me?

https://parkersburg.craigslist.org/spo/d/poker-table/6449553474.html

It's still for sale because no one can find it.

 

[Poker Zombie]

ok wow. at least he only wants $50... but uh, still no. doubles as a coffee table!

https://www.kijiji.ca/v-toys-games/city-of-toronto/poker-table/1326984267

It's coffee table height. The padding is so you don't smash your shins at night.

 

[chipjoker]

ok wow. at least he only wants $50... but uh, still no. doubles as a coffee table!

https://www.kijiji.ca/v-toys-games/city-of-toronto/poker-table/1326984267

That has got to be the softest rail EVER!!! players might fall asleep on the one..

 

[FDLmold]

We can end the thread now.

My eyes BURN.

 

[BGinGA]

We can end the thread now.

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My eyes BURN.

Nice rail job.

momma always said if you don't have something nice to say.....

Excuse me while I go barf.

 

[Gameface]

Some people don't understand why a poker table is even it's own thing.

 

[allforcharity]

Why not just mount the rail directly onto the floor?

 

[chipjoker]

It is a THING of beauty.....

The rail is not bad, but that wood work SUCKS...

 

[SixSpeedFury]

Good luck playing on this

 

[brains613]

Good luck playing on this

W.T.F. is THAT???? That is not a poker table. I refuse to believe that's its purpose. Gonna need a source on that.

 

[Poker Zombie]

 

[Nuhockey]

Good luck playing on this
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What are those cup holders for Super Big Gulps?

 

[Bill]

I think the hard wood table has to be one of the best. Not sure if it belongs in this thread.

 

[chipjoker]

Good luck playing on this
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UHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh............................................................What?

 

[One Eyed Dollar]

Looks like a Tripoley table?
https://www.amazon.com/Ideal-Tripoley-Deluxe-Card-Game/dp/B0009AG8OI

Edit: Or Michigan Rummy, whatever that is.

 

[justsomedude]

Good luck playing on this
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Michigan Rummy table??

 

[SixSpeedFury]

Indeed it is a Tripoley table

 

[allforcharity]

Like @Nuhockey I thought this obligated people to bring their Super Big Gulps. Either that or everyone there is prone to throwing up at the table.

 

[Jambine]

Yes, definitely a tripoly table, with vomit buckets....

 

[Old State]

ok wow. at least he only wants $50... but uh, still no. doubles as a coffee table!

https://www.kijiji.ca/v-toys-games/city-of-toronto/poker-table/1326984267

Looks like they used actual craft felt

 

[Mr Tree]

Good luck playing on this
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This table is chock full of derp, lol.

 

[pokerplayingpisces]

What are those cup holders for Super Big Gulps?

 

[SWEATER]

Found on Facebook marketplace...

 

[Gameface]

Found on Facebook marketplace...

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I can't see it. I've gone blind.

 

[BGinGA]

Just in time for Valentine's Day. Needs a chip upgrade, though:

 

[allforcharity]

Valentine's, Santa Claus, or Coca Cola. Take your pick.