tabletalker7
Full House
So collect your treasure, leave a deuce in the top tank, and GET OUT OF THERE!
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Huskerchipper
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DeeVee8
Flush
My friend begged me to go and I knew it was a clown show. The cards are worse than the chips I think.View attachment 1390624
Depends if pushed over the bet line with a hook hand. Leniency expected for the one-eyed and patched.
"These two chippies be walkin' the plank, arrrrhh."
Would not be bad for bounties. Convince your friend to design a pirate themed Tina set and still use these as the bounties.
Mangatang
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Snobbery on the high seas is live and well.
Wait….
There could be a chip design in there.
“Snobbery on the High Seas”
Wait….
There could be a chip design in there.
“Snobbery on the High Seas”
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a game with this set-up.My friend begged me to go and I knew it was a clown show. The cards are worse than the chips I think.
AutoDonk5000
Sitting Out
I so badly want to play with these chips. But you gotta go all out. I need a salty tavern and everyone in cosplay. It's the gray resin table and plastic hoyles that's tilting me. Also probably needs to be 5 card draw or ancient variant.
Rrrrrrrr
Rrrrrrrr
buzzmonkey
Flush
drdr
3 of a Kind
Strong magnet under the table to mess with stacks may be fun. If those things are ferrous.
asian bino
Two Pair
Cringiest set up ever...'Booty bag' is even *ayer They have to be under age 28. Setup LITERALLY made me shiver (me timbers?)
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Huskerchipper
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redrobin3
Sitting Out
I mean once a year on pirate day with everyone dressed as a pirate would be sick with that setup. Any other time though I feel like your fingers would be raw by the end.
TheYeti
Two Pair
Buddy of mine who is trying to start up his own game asked me what I thought of these "chips"...and he was completely serious about buying a set. Luckily I talked him out of that one. However, he later bought an epoxy poker table for $10K without asking for any advice, sooooo.......
Table Topper for Christmas
AutoDonk5000
Sitting Out
Ok but that's an effin star destroyer!
merkong
Flush
More like a chip destroyer
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Huskerchipper
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We have all seen this table before right? Isn't it in the 'Fugly Poker Tables' thread???
I absolutely cannot believe someone paid $10k for that thing.
That might be worse than paying almost $600 for metal pirate disc's.I need to be making some awful poker products! Think how much fun that could be.
$10K?!? What?!?
drdr
3 of a Kind
$10k?!? Rail material isn't even smoothly pulled/fitted.
I'm wondering if a refund or a return is possible.
Could you imagine the chunks of table taken out by those pirate chip boat anchors!
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Huskerchipper
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asian bino
Two Pair
When I hear someone spent 10,000$ for a table that NO ONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND would pay 1000$ for used it just makes me sick to my stomach. I mean, what kind of money do you have to have/make to spend 10k on a table in your basement, let alone one that appeals to NO ONE else. I can see spending 10k on a snooker table that is QUALITY built to PRECISE tolerances for skilled play, but this is an item literally DESIGNED to have beer spilled on it etc. Which guy owns the table? Royal blue shirt?
TheYeti
Two Pair
Yup, I posted pics in the Fugly Poker Table thread right after I saw this monstrosity. I did not know at that time how much he had paid.
The owner isn't in that pic. He's in the gray shirt seated by the dealer cut-out here:
He commissioned the table sight-unseen from a "buddy" of his that has done a bunch of epoxy coffee and dining tables...who has (obviously) never built a poker table, nor reportedly ever played poker.
TheYeti
Two Pair
Yup, I posted pics in the Fugly Poker Table thread right after I saw this monstrosity. I did not know at that time how much he had paid.
The owner isn't in that pic. He's in the gray shirt seated by the dealer cut-out here:
View attachment 1394133
He commissioned the table sight-unseen from a "buddy" of his that has done a bunch of epoxy coffee and dining tables...who has (obviously) never built a poker table, nor reportedly ever played poker.
Oh, and as you can see, the builder couldn't even supply friggin LEGS for $10K!
This is wild.
ekricket
Royal Flush
They have to have napkins to place their cards on so they can pick up the edges, lolYup, I posted pics in the Fugly Poker Table thread right after I saw this monstrosity. I did not know at that time how much he had paid.
The owner isn't in that pic. He's in the gray shirt seated by the dealer cut-out here:
View attachment 1394133
He commissioned the table sight-unseen from a "buddy" of his that has done a bunch of epoxy coffee and dining tables...who has (obviously) never built a poker table, nor reportedly ever played poker.
redrobin3
Sitting Out
Pure madness lol, truly unreal.
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