I was today years old when I… (17 Viewers)

[Josh Kifer]

I was today years old when I found out @liftapint was female

Hahahahahaha

 

[gopherblue]

OK, who's going to admit their age when they finally figured out that the Creedence lyric wasn't
"there's a bathroom on the right"?

It’s on the left?

 

[Josh Kifer]

It’s on the left?

Anywhere can be a bathroom if you bold enough....

 

[pokrgeek21]

Anywhere can be a bathroom if you bold enough....

Very true.

 

[Gear]

I was today years old when I found out @liftapint is female

FYP

 

[TheB00T]

There was some point in my life where I thought my parents or grandparents actually lived in a world of black and white.

 

[Windwalker]

The lead singer of Guns’n’Roses, Axl Rose is funny. His name is actually an anagram of “Oral Sex”.

 

[chipinla]

 

[Josh Kifer]

FYP

@liftapint used to be female. She still is... But she used to be too.....

#imissyoumitch

 

[Gear]

I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I said, Dude, you have to wait.

 

[joepro]

You know I think it was last year or the year before when I realized wrapped up like a deuce was deuce and not.. well.....

Bruce actually talked about this years after the song came out.

 

[Josh Kifer]

I saw a wino, he was eating grapes. I said, Dude, you have to wait.

You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

 

[Wifey]

You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

Well you're not in the F'ckn Club

 

[Josh Kifer]

Well you're not in the F'ckn Club

Is a hippopotamus really a hippopotomus or just a really cool opotamus?

 

[Thomacetti]

Anywhere can be a bathroom if you bold enough....

ding dong ding.....cleanup on aisle 9 please

 

[Steppenwolf]

Seriously. I was like fuckin 40 when I learned that. It’s been so useful since then.

An hour and 43 minutes ago was the day I turned 40 today years old.

 

[BGinGA]

Triscuit comes from electricity biscuit.

Some internet sleuth figured it out last year when Triscuit didn't even know the answer. Turns out 100+ years ago they were trying to brag that the factory had electrified ovens. Shit you do during a pandemic...

Old news if you watch the Food Channel. Or so I'm told....

 

[buzzmonkey]

The lead singer of Guns’n’Roses, Axl Rose is funny. His name is actually an anagram of “Oral Sex”.

The reason they're Guns'N'Roses is because the band started as a super group combining members from LA Guns and Hollywood Rose. Then everyone from LA Guns was either fired or left, and more members of Hollywood Rose were brought in.

 

[Seeking Alpha Social Club]

...that the underside of my barbecue lid has a hook to hang the lid on the side of the grill so I don't have to lay it on the ground. Thank you @inca911 for learnin me.

 

[chrismurda]

An hour and 43 minutes ago was the day I turned 40 today years old.

Happiest of birthdays!

 

[Organista1]

When I found out what the cardboard was for Lol, sorry grew up poor

 

[Ellasdaddy]

My teenage daughters have been saying “baka” nonstop, lately. Must be an internet thing? I finally had to Google it. Baka means idiot. I hope I’m not the idiot.

My 9 yr old walks around the house saying "Nani" all day. Looked it up and it's Japanese for "what?" and she discovered it watching youtube and anime.

 

[Himewad]

Lots of good stuff on the internet.

I was today years old when I found out the sides of juice boxes are for kids to hold it so they don’t squeeze out the juice.


I’ve heard this before, but I keep forgetting it.

This is just weird.

 

[ekricket]

This is like “Hints from Heloise” thread.

“Splinter free” toilet paper wasn’t introduced until the 1930’s

 

[superchromix]

Alright. I'll help get this going. Because I had a doozy about 5 years ago that my Girlfriend still laughs about.

You know the Kay Jeweler ads where they say "every kiss begins with Kay"....

I suddenly looked at her and said. "Holy shit. Kay is the name and Kiss starts with the letter K...."

She was like "fuck.... You are an idiot sometimes...."

Damn. Thanks for this.

 

[Windwalker]

…found out that polar bears have black skin. And their fur isn’t actually white—it’s see-through, so it appears white as it reflects light.

 

[inca911]

…found out that ploar bears have black skin. And their fur isn’t actually white—it’s see-through, so it appears white as it reflects light.

Did you just discover the internet or something?

 

[Blacksox1]

OK, who's going to admit their age when they finally figured out that the Creedence lyric wasn't
"there's a bathroom on the right"?

 

[ekricket]

…found out that ploar bears have black skin. And their fur isn’t actually white—it’s see-through, so it appears white as it reflects light.

And in this same vein, there aren’t any “blue” birds - it’s an optical trick that makes our eyes see “blue” when it’s really brown. There are very few true blue pigments in animals, if any

 

[ChaosRock]

Today is my first ‘Normal’ feeling day

I was today year old when I found out @MatB could have a ‘normal’ feeling day.