Let's all be friends. (3 Viewers)

[longflop]

I got this one from my 17 YO stepkid. She sent it after I told her to tell her mother "she has no choice on dinner and she's going to like it."

I'm a terrible father.

I gotta hang out with more teenage kids. Wait....

 

[Josh Kifer]

I gotta hang out with more teenage kids. Wait....

Wait.

 

[bigdonkey]

I gotta hang out with more teenage kids. Wait....

Wait.

Wait 'til they turn eighteen.

 

[Josh Kifer]

Wait 'til they turn eighteen.

Let's give it 19, Mister.

 

[bigdonkey]

Let's give it 19, Mister.

19 minutes, if she's lucky.

 

[Josh Kifer]

19 minutes, if she's lucky.

 

[gopherblue]

For sure a handful of people I will try and fuck the shit out of.

I feel like you’ve already accomplished that.

 

[Josh Kifer]

I feel like you’ve already accomplished that.

I spit out a drink. Thanks.

 

[gopherblue]

I spit out a drink. Thanks.

High praise, indeed.

 

[Josh Kifer]

High praise, indeed.

It's near when you say something and someone snorts. That one tone where you know you hit a heart string and kicked that heart string right in the dick.

 

[longflop]

It's near when you say something and someone snorts. That one tone where you know you hit a heart string and kicked that heart string right in the dick.

"Heart String Dick" was my band name in high school.

 

[Josh Kifer]

"Heart String Dick" was my band name in high school.

That's legally my middle name.

 

[longflop]

"Heart String Dick" was my band name in high school.

We played Barry Manilow covers, but real aggresive like.

 

[Josh Kifer]

We played Barry Manilow covers, but real aggresive like.

*tap* *tap* *tap* *tap* INTHECOPAAAAACOPACANAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[Beakertwang]

*tap* *tap* *tap* *tap* INTHECOPAAAAACOPACABAAANAAAAAAAAAAA

FYP

 

[Josh Kifer]

FYP

Listen, with that much anger, Bs no longer exist.

 

[longflop]

Listen, with that much anger, Bs no longer exist.

Every show would end with me throwing my panties into the crowd. We got some big crowds, so usually I had to triple layer. Its not so bad as long as you put the full seated stuff over the thong, but go the other way and oh boy....

 

[Josh Kifer]

Every show would end with me throwing my panties into the crowd. We got some big crowds, so usually I had to triple layer. Its not so bad as long as you put the full seated stuff over the thong, but go the other way and oh boy....

I like you.

 

[Schmendr1ck]

 

[longflop]

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Just like that, but with way more studded leather.

 

[Schmendr1ck]

We played Barry Manilow covers, but real aggresive like.

 

[Schmendr1ck]

Just like that, but with way more studded leather.

 

[longflop]

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Yeah, but how many pairs of panties have on under there? Spoiler alert, not enough.

 

[Schmendr1ck]

Yeah, but how many pairs of panties have on under there? Spoiler alert, not enough.

Based on how tight those pants look, I'm setting the over/under at zero.

 

[markleteenie]

This has turned into my favorite thread.

 

[Saoliver]

This has turned into my favorite thread.

It would be even better if @BarrieJ3 and @kaimat would just kith and make up.

 

[markleteenie]

It would be even better if @BarrieJ3 and @kaimat would just kith and make up.

Is that this thread?? I've moved past that. This is now the people's thread.

 

[longflop]

Based on how tight those pants look, I'm setting the over/under at zero.

total amateur move. Throwing leather pants can get dangerous.

 

[Schmendr1ck]

Is that this thread?? I've moved past that. This is now the people's thread.

This is now the thread that makes the whole world sing.

 

[Schmendr1ck]

total amateur move. Throwing leather pants can get dangerous.

Yeah I've never owned leather pants, but I can see how that might be a problem. In Florida, I won't even own a car with leather seats. Ouch.