Yeah, everywhere I lived cops don't generally bother you unless it's 15mph over on the highway.
So that's why I was kinda caught off guard when this yahoo pulls me over when I'm actually doing the speed limit for once in my life and tries to claim he had me going 80mph (even though we were both in motion on opposite sides of the highway)
He was clearly full of complete shit and just making up a reason to pull me over because he works in the middle of nowhere TX and it was a Sunday morning. But I shut off the car, rolled down all four windows, did the yes sir, no sir and answered all his questions about where I was coming from, where I was going, what my business in TX was. Talked about how we had just sold our house and were looking for a small town to get away from the influx in the Tampa area.
He recommended some town named Graham I think it was? Whatever the case, found it laughable he bothered to write me a warning for his bogus stop, but whatever, small town cops gonna small town cop I suppose.