So one day I'm pushing a body into the morgue. We had two freezers, I check freezer one. Full. I check freezer two. Full.
I call in and based on our paperwork, a freezer should be open.
So I open the freezer that should be open and there is a huge biohazard bag with a amputated leg in it. From the hip to the foot.
All of this has to be destroyed like everything else appropriately, so my boss tells me and the guy helping to move the leg into a small freezer. This leg had been in there for a while.... It was leg soup.
When I said this to the other guy, he immediately yells "dibs on foot"
Okay... So I get stump. Sweet. I grab my end, we lift up, and as soon as the bag clears the table, the plastic opens up on the foot end and proceeds to pour old leg across his brand new Keds.
I started laughing yelling "KARMA MFER" as he started gagging and trying to dodge the goo pouring down his legs.