My Journey As A Professional Poker Player (23 Viewers)

[Schmendr1ck]

Argh posted these in wrong thread lol

Hey, are we cleared to argue about the vaccine in this thread now?

GL at the tables today, sir!

 

[tabletalker7]

Hey, are we cleared to argue about the vaccine in this thread now?

I will remind you of your rights.

You have to right to remain silent ...........

 

[Schmendr1ck]

I will remind you of your rights.

You have to right to remain silent ...........

If he doesn't turn it around today and win back some of those recent losses, you're going to be building a stage for him.

And when that stage goes up and Anthony starts dancing, I will absolutely not remain silent.

 

[tabletalker7]

If he doesn't turn it around today and win back some of those recent losses, you're going to be building a stage for him.

And when that stage goes up and Anthony starts dancing, I will absolutely not remain silent.

Nobody stays silent when he is on the stage. Granted all the noise is people bidding on the used lumber for when he finally gets off the stage, but still they make noise.

 

[Schmendr1ck]

but still they make noise.

"What is he doing?"
"OH MY GOD!"
"Mommy, I think I threw up in my mouth a little bit."

 

[tabletalker7]

"What is he doing?"
"OH MY GOD!"
"Mommy, I think I threw up in my mouth a little bit."

No no no ......... It's more like ....
"His butt touched that board I am lowering my offer"

 

[Legend5555]

I will remind you of your rights.

You have to right to remain silent ...........

No, it's mandated in this thread.

 

[tabletalker7]

It's not all doom and gloom on the stage for @Anthony Martino though. He does have twin sisters that are fans of his

 

[Anthony Martino]

Games are AWFUL today, zero action. Going to have to adjust my schedule and start coming later to catch the maniacs

 

[tabletalker7]

Games are AWFUL today, zero action. Going to have to adjust my schedule and start coming later to catch the maniacs

 

[Legend5555]

Games are AWFUL today, zero action. Going to have to adjust my schedule and start coming later to catch the maniacs

You COULD play in some of the good, dare I say... Holdem games when things in the PLO streets are grim.

 

[Legend5555]

Games are AWFUL today, zero action. Going to have to adjust my schedule and start coming later to catch the maniacs

I mean you should see what's going on here in GA!

https://www.pokerchipforum.com/threads/friend-of-mine-crushes-on-local-1-3-live-stream.79242/

 

[Anthony Martino]

You COULD play in some of the good, dare I say... Holdem games when things in the PLO streets are grim.

I'd rather play in a bad PLO game than a good hold em game. Two cards, gross

 

[tabletalker7]

Two cards, gross

You say things like that and then you actually wonder why I Rick Roll you .........

 

[Legend5555]

I'd rather play in a bad PLO game than a good hold em game. Two cards, gross

You say that, but I know you don't mean it deep down.

 

[Anthony Martino]

With both the 2/2/5 and the 5/5/10 having no action I decided to take it in, having rallied from being down $700 to only losing $286 on the day.

So while it's another loss the positive is that it's my smallest loss this month. Going to adjust my schedule and start playing a bit later in the evening and see how it goes.

If necessary I'll start playing the early a.m. hours, but will try going in after dinner to start.

 

[Anthony Martino]

Arriving for a later shift, one open seat in the 5/5/10 so we hop right in

 

[Anthony Martino]

Oh yes, MUCH better lineup. Two confirmed action players, 2 unknowns that seem like good action, both have been very active almost every hand

 

[tabletalker7]

Oh yes, MUCH better lineup. Two confirmed action players, 2 unknowns that seem like good action, both have been very active almost every hand

Freaks come out at night .......

 

[Anthony Martino]

Starting off right. CO is rock, we limp button with

Multiway to a flop of



Checked to action player in HJ who bets 70, we just call

Turn

He checks, I check

River

He fires 215? He can't have KT, he'd bet the turn. I'm worried maybe AQ, but I make the call. He announces two pair and shows QJ, my AJ is good

Bwahahaha, unknown was just talking about his roulette strategy, game is gonna be good

 

[JMC9389]

Roulette? Strategy?

 

[Anthony Martino]

Button is rock, we limp UTG with

MP action player makes it 125, multiple callers. We're done fucking around and repot to $760 with approx 1900 behind

Original raiser calls with a similar stack size, action player in SB calls with 400-500 behind

Flop

SB shoves, we reshove, MP folds. We go twice, he has JTT5 and we hold both boards to scoop the monster potten!

Also......IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME!

 

[Anthony Martino]

$20 straddle on, we call in HJ with

Button action player juices it to 45, four ways to a flop where I call out for DUECE DUECE DUECE!

Flop

UTG action player fires, we fold, button action player sticks around

Turn

Checked around. River

UTG bets 300 and gets called. He has 235x and other guy shows A2xx and my flush would've won, right laydown wrong time, great game

 

[Anthony Martino]

Drooler just potted a flush card river with a gutshot straight he was chasing.

Thank U Poker Jeezus, I never lost my faith!

 

[Chippy McChiperson]

$20 straddle on, we call in HJ with

Button action player juices it to 45, four ways to a flop where I call out for DUECE DUECE DUECE!

Flop

UTG action player fires, we fold, button action player sticks around

Turn

Checked around. River

UTG bets 300 and gets called. He has 235x and other guy shows A2xx and my flush would've won, right laydown wrong time, great game

Wouldn't A2 have a boat?

 

[Anthony Martino]

Ooch, massive pot with a fish holding K832 chasing the 2nd nfd against the nfd plus two pair and wheel blockers

Calls 1500 on turn with 1500 behind, binks the miracle river 4 giving him the wheel against three pair on an AJ354 board

 

[Anthony Martino]

Action player holding in the SB check-calls abig bet on a board of

Three ways to a river of and it's checked down

No idea what he was thinking, bluffing OOP if headsup on river?

He just finished telling us he lost 100k since he started playing here 8 months ago (playing high stakes nlhe)

 

[Anthony Martino]

We call a $20 straddle in BB with

By the time it comes back around it's $265 to us with a shorty all-in and betting closed and 6 ways to a flop of

Flop

Checked to action player who bets 300. The 100k loser was racking up to leave, this is his last hand, he calls on button. We call

Turn

Action pots for 2300 all-in. 100k guy folds but action sees his hand so dealer flips it up so I see it too



I'm blown away he didn't raise the flop, but with three of my outs gone and just TPTK I decide to give it up

Action has KQxx and goes twice with the all-in player and scoops. I would not have gotten there

Lost a decent chunk that hand, could've been worse

 

[Anthony Martino]

We moved out of the 5/5/10 to the 2/2/5 after fish left and replaced by regs

Playing 2/2/5 and we limp

Multiway to a flop of



Guy in blinds donks for $10, we pot. LP and blind call

Turn

Blind checks, we pot for $195. LP thinks for awhile, says how he should fold because I'm such a tight player, but winds up calling, blind calls as well

I know LP has a set now, looking for a duece river

River comes

Pretty safe card given the flop texture and calls. We pot, he snaps all-in for 480 and flips over TT....42 for the runner-runner wheel lol

Decide to rack up before I monkey tilt. Psychologically need a win after how this month has been. We get out +$500 instead of the heaps we so richly deserve

PLO can be a cruel mistress but at least we turned the losing sessions around

 

[Anthony Martino]

The odds