My Journey As A Professional Poker Player (24 Viewers)

[Anthony Martino]

Dammit, these countries represent 75% of my viewers!

 

[Jonesey07]

 

[Poker Zombie]

Damn-it. I have to cancel my trip to Bhutan now. I can't fall behind on Poker Jeezus content! I wanna be a PLO master!

Also, given the countries involved, I'm betting the "copyright" was on the Jeezus reference/likeness. If only you thought you whole image through, I'd be watching you in Bhutan.

Now I'm Googling "Bhutan" to figure out where the fuck that is...

 

[Anthony Martino]

I should be a fucking multi-billionaire by now, good grief

Fuck UUUUUUU

 

[Poker Zombie]

I should be a fucking multi-billionaire by now, good grief

Fuck UUUUUUU

Online poker is rigged.

 

[Anthony Martino]

Online poker is rigged.

Fkn cubans!

 

[Anthony Martino]

Episode 11 is up and we discuss PLO Bankroll Requirements when playing for a Living plus making Hero Calls

 

[Poker Zombie]

Episode 11 is up and we discuss PLO Bankroll Requirements when playing for a Living plus making Hero Calls

Today I learned from Poker Jeezus: I hate cats.

 

[Anthony Martino]

Today I learned from Poker Jeezus: I hate cats.

Sir-Purrs-A-Lot is the best. When you give him scritches he'll lean his whole body into it, he let's you know how much he loves it

 

[Poker Zombie]

Sir-Purrs-A-Lot is the best. When you give him scritches he'll lean his whole body into it, he let's you know how much he loves it

I'm still sneezing watching the video.

Sad part is, I had 2 cats for 10-12 years before I realized I was allergic. Had a "mishap" (nearly fatal) at work, that left me with a severely diminished lung capacity, in particular when lying down. At the same time, I moved in with Mrs Zombie who owned the 2 cats.

It wasn't until the cats had passed on (one at 20 years of age), that within a month or two my lungs cleared up. Turns out my lungs weren't as badly damaged as originally thought - it was the cats, and their scheme to kill me.

 

[200 Motels]

Just realized you had a vlog. Sub'd.

 

[Anthony Martino]

Just realized you had a vlog. Sub'd.

Thanks so much, really appreciate it!

 

[Anthony Martino]

Watching Ryan DePaulos livestream and people mentioned my channel in chat and Ryan gave me shoutouts!

 

[Jonesey07]

Don’t forget the little guys when you make it big!

 

[Poker Zombie]

Don’t forget the little guys when you make it big!

I'm pretty sure Anthony wont forget the little guys when he makes it big.

There just can't be that many people Anthony can call "little".

 

[Anthony Martino]

My latest vlog is up, featuring a sponsored clip by Phil Hellmuth!!!

 

[bergs]

It’s almost like your opponents know that your range is exactly AAxx with at least one suit…

 

[Anthony Martino]

It’s almost like your opponents know that your range is exactly AAxx with at least one suit…

Next time I just need that suit to be clubs

 

[toothpic]

Hellmuth is quickly becoming my least favorite pro. Kassouff was at the top of that list but Phil is catching up quickly and looking to over take the 1st place position.

 

[Anthony Martino]

Hellmuth is quickly becoming my least favorite pro. Kassouff was at the top of that list but Phil is catching up quickly and looking to over take the 1st place position.

I really disliked how rude he was to Alexandra Botez on that livestream

I'm so glad she destroyed the game and he got wrecked

 

[Saoliver]

I really disliked how rude he was to Alexandra Botez on that livestream

I'm so glad she destroyed the game and he got wrecked

Simp.

 

[Anthony Martino]

Simp.

She is neither Asian nor Triplets good sir!

 

[Highli99]

My favorite part of the whole you tuber game was the following day when DGAF asked the dealer Magic if ninja paid his debt/tip on the miracle 10. Without missing a beat magic says he passed it to Ryan [feldman]. I was dying.

If you don’t know what Ninja offered to tip you gotta go back and watch.

 

[Anthony Martino]

My favorite part of the whole you tuber game was the following day when DGAF asked the dealer Magic if ninja paid his debt/tip on the miracle 10. Without missing a beat magic says he passed it to Ryan [feldman]. I was dying.

If you don’t know what Ninja offered to tip you gotta go back and watch.

I feature his offer in my video lol

 

[Anthony Martino]

Lucky PLO Vlog #13 is now live, ft Brad Owen, Rampage & more!

 

[Anthony Martino]

UP OVER 500 SUBSCRIBERS NOW, HOLY MOLY! Playing 5/10 and 10/20 PLO, can I get the full triple up?

 

[Anthony Martino]

I should be a multi-billionaire by fucking now, this is back to back hands where I get bum-molested

http://replay.pppoker.net/game_reco...are_platform_str=copylink&os=windows&os_ver=0

http://replay.pppoker.net/game_reco...are_platform_str=copylink&os=windows&os_ver=0

 

[Anthony Martino]

lol good grief. 66% on the flop and when the last of the money goes in I'm a whopping 80% favorite. We run it three times, this nitwit is chasing a NINE-HIGH fucking flush:

http://replay.pppoker.net/game_reco...are_platform_str=copylink&os=windows&os_ver=0

 

[Anthony Martino]

relative coin-flip, we go three-times, I get scooped

http://replay.pppoker.net/game_reco...are_platform_str=copylink&os=windows&os_ver=0

 

[Anthony Martino]

Help me choose a new opening title for my PLO Vlogs -