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My Journey As A Professional Poker Player (19 Viewers)

Anthony Martino said:
Jenn would kill me, she had to wake at 6am to feed the cats for more than a week!
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Obv answer is obv:

Sneak out for Vegas flight before 6am, leaving a pile of cat food where you sleep. When she wakes at 7 am, she will see the cats lapping up what is left. She will simply assume that you slept in and the cats ate you. She will gladly wake each morning to prevent the same fate from befalling her. Meanwhile, you bink a couple bracelets and return home a 2x champion. With the influx in extra cash (and you being alive) she will be so happy she will forget to be angry for the ruse!
 
Poker Zombie said:
Obv answer is obv:

Sneak out for Vegas flight before 6am, leaving a pile of cat food where you sleep. When she wakes at 7 am, she will see the cats lapping up what is left. She will simply assume that you slept in and the cats ate you. She will gladly wake each morning to prevent the same fate from befalling her. Meanwhile, you bink a couple bracelets and return home a 2x champion. With the influx in extra cash (and you being alive) she will be so happy she will forget to be angry for the ruse!
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You forgot I'd need to book an entire plane and gill it with Hello Kitty gifts for her
 
Winners photo from The Lodge

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Anthony Martino said:
My zipper broke, I asked the guy to get the shot higher but missed that it showed up

Fortunately the midget stick didn't make an appearance

Alternative Response: My eyes are up HERE!
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Admit it - you've been marking cards.

Not using a thumbnail is clever. Nobody wants to look too closely at the marks you're leaving.

Alternative response: I fold. Anthony's holding the nuts.
 
lol, retard raises, decent player calls, I rip it, doofus reripps it with Q762 with two diamonds, good player stacks it off also with a diamond draw.

I have more than my fair share of equity pre when the $$$ goes in.

I flop top set giving me almost 50% equity three-ways, but they both managed to go runner-runner on their diamond draws and my low gets beat as well so busted in 4th / 106 whomp whomp

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FDLmold said:
Are retard and doofus the same guy?
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Yes, yes they are. Earlier he busted a guy when he went ham with KJ88 all in pre. His opponent flops an ace AND a low draw

Dooftard runner-runners broadway to bust the guy

Only saving grace is despite having 8 million of the 13 million in play 4-handed, he still busted in 3rd

But he also wracked up $470 in bounties along the way. At least he was denied the $610 for 1st or 2nd
 
Anthony Martino said:
Vlog #61 is now live and you won't want to miss all the ups and downs in the mean streets of PLO, plus there's some shoutouts to viewers of the vlog who left comments AND bonus footage at the end of some recent tournament cashes and final tables as well!

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Is potting PF a pusher move, or a puller move?
 

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