New Most F*cked Up Incident Ever (4 Viewers)

[Eriks]

Add sitting down peeing to your list of house rules

 

[ekricket]

Send a note out that includes all of their spouses. If they are doing it at your house they are likely doing it everywhere.

I’d suspect the beer belly’s that can’t even see what’s going on down there and don’t want to mess with their suspenders and belts.

 

[merkong]

What, do you have a beer truck parked out back? If the player was sloshed that’s too bad…

Funny how my current game went from me being able to quickly assemble funds based off the aluminum I’d gather up to not a drop of alcohol being consumed.

The first 450 sessions I spread at The Frogtown Card Club never made it out of the muck like that.

Sad.

 

[RocAFella1]

Time to build an outhouse.

 

[TKEUofM]

This is my biggest complaint about hosting..... piss anywhere except the toilet...... seriously, how hard is it to stand there and hit the middle of the bowl? And if you do miss, clean up after yourself!!!!

 

[doublebooyah85]

Unfortunately, cost of doing business. If you’re gonna host 1000 poker games over 10 years something like this is gonna happen. Not sure talking about it will do anything but super bummer for ya, glad you got it fixed up.

I stopped inviting one heavy gentleman because he would often tear up my bathroom…

 

[TX_Golf_N_Poker]

Agree with the responses so far. When you send the invite for next game, add a footnote that, while it doesn't call out the incident specifically, will let everyone know to please respect the house and to clean up after yourselves, and to please come to you ASAP for any issues that are unable to be resolved on their own. Honesty is the best policy, but if the facilities and property are not going to be respected, that the occurrence of future games is in jeopardy.

This is the best answer, with the exception that I would absolutely call out the incident specifically. Let there be no uncertainty regarding exactly what you are referring to.

This is what happened. I understand it was most likely an accident. Accidents happen. In the future, please let me know asap if there is an issue that needs to be attended to.

While the incident itself is unfortunate, I completely agree that not owning up to it is the greater foul.

Since I attend this game, I certainly hope future games are not in jeopardy...

 

[MrCatPants]

This is my biggest complaint about hosting..... piss anywhere except the toilet...... seriously, how hard is it to stand there and hit the middle of the bowl? And if you do miss, clean up after yourself!!!!

ive even got one of them elongated bowls!

 

[AlbinoDragon]

I bet you have at least one storm trooper in your game for this to happen....

 

[TheLegend]

 

[joeyshin]

I had really bad bubble guts at a friends game See here and I knew if I used his toilet it would have splattered everywhere. So instead of messing his bathroom up, I chose to leave the game. Got stuck in traffic and crapped my pants. Still better than messing up someone else’s bathroom.

 

[mugenpowr]

I had really bad bubble guts at a friends game See here and I knew if I used his toilet it would have splattered everywhere. So instead of messing his bathroom up, I chose to leave the game. Got stuck in traffic and crapped my pants. Still better than messing up someone else’s bathroom.

I keep one of these in the back of my trunk for those rare occasions:

 

[MrRossKeys]

Next time invite the same group.

You as host stand up before start of game and say what you need to say. Say if it happens again no more game.

(Still can invite the good trusted cash regs if worst comes to worse)

I like this answer the best. I've also done exactly this. I hosted a 3 table 27-person series that spanned 8 games, so the same people showed up each time...

There were multiple bathrooms in the house, but I only gave guests permission to use 2 of them.... somehow a guest ventured into an unauthorized bathroom and proceeded to use my roommates personal items, and pee on the floor, and not clean up.

I never found out who it was, but I decided to make the announcement at the next game that any player found to use that bathroom would receive a lifetime ban from the game. It was direct, quick, and I got the validation in the moment based on everyone's faces that they knew I was not messing around. No incidents since, and back to Mr. Rosskeys-nice-guy.

 

[CraigT78]

First question - do you have any male children between the ages of 3 and 25? I have 4 boys. Cleaning piss off walls and floors was a daily chore.

Second - Clorox wipes on top of the toilet and Kleenex disposable hand towels. Like someone said, drinking a beer and scrolling PCF leaves no hands free. Give them something to immediately wipe up any misfires.

Third - oil based paint with at least a semi-gloss sheen. I just moved my daughter out and needed a hazmat suit to clean her bathroom. Every hair color she's had since she was ten was splattered all over the place, and if you think boys are disgusting.....girls are worse. This is the poker room bathroom and every surface has been primed, painted, and recaulked.

Thank God it wasn't post Taco Bell splatter.

 

[buzzmonkey]

Every hair color she's had since she was ten was splattered all over the place...

Thank God it wasn't post Taco Bell splatter.

So like Skittles meets tacos?

Taste the border.

 

[upNdown]

This is not at all helpful but I can’t imagine how what you described even happened to a wall, and I also can’t imagine having a surface near a toilet that doesn’t clean easily and can be stained.

But I also can’t imagine damaging somebody’s bathroom and not saying something to them, whether they’re a friend or a stranger. Though I suppose alcohol does some strange things.
So no, you should t have to tell adults to respect your house, but now you do.

 

[doublebooyah85]

This is not at all helpful but I can’t imagine how what you described even happened to a wall, and I also can’t imagine having a surface near a toilet that doesn’t clean easily and can be stained.

But I also can’t imagine damaging somebody’s bathroom and not saying something to them, whether they’re a friend or a stranger. Though I suppose alcohol does some strange things.
So no, you should t have to tell adults to respect your house, but now you do.

My basement bathroom is all FRP paneling for easy clean up.

 

[MrCatPants]

First question - do you have any male children between the ages of 3 and 25? I have 4 boys. Cleaning piss off walls and floors was a daily chore.

Second - Clorox wipes on top of the toilet and Kleenex disposable hand towels. Like someone said, drinking a beer and scrolling PCF leaves no hands free. Give them something to immediately wipe up any misfires.

Third - oil based paint with at least a semi-gloss sheen. I just moved my daughter out and needed a hazmat suit to clean her bathroom. Every hair color she's had since she was ten was splattered all over the place, and if you think boys are disgusting.....girls are worse. This is the poker room bathroom and every surface has been primed, painted, and recaulked.

Thank God it wasn't post Taco Bell splatter.

i have one and he is a semi sophisticated gentleman

 

[Tonysquander]

We had a host who discovered, after a tournament, that someone had broken the seat and cover on his fancy Japanese toilet/bidet right off the hinges. How they did it? Who knows. Who did it? We never found out.

That particular host just told everyone that next time (I hope there’s never a next time) please give him the heads up at least, that it wouldn’t have been a big deal, but he didn’t want to have to discover it on his own. No one ever fessed up.

Eventually we just made light of it, we still occasionally have a good laugh about it, but everyone moved on.

 

[Tonysquander]

Worst part (and a constant reminder when he hosts) is that even though he had it fixed the damn auto seat will never stay up for standing action. Has a mind of its own. Will open at the press of a button but will then start to drop and try to chop your manhood at the worst possible moment. You either have to sit to pee or try to hold it up with your knee. The whole thing has become a farce.

 

[Frogzilla]

This is probably gonna to be one of those reverse PAHWM thread where OP reveals the twist that he actually peed on someone else’s wall (probably trying to drown a mosquito if I had to guess) and wondering if his subsequent ban was overkill by the host

 

[WedgeRock]

Okay, so it's been established that it was @CraigT78's daughter. Now the question is, do you ban her for her actions?

 

[shorticus]

This is the best answer, with the exception that I would absolutely call out the incident specifically. Let there be no uncertainty regarding exactly what you are referring to.

This is what happened. I understand it was most likely an accident. Accidents happen. In the future, please let me know asap if there is an issue that needs to be attended to.

While the incident itself is unfortunate, I completely agree that not owning up to it is the greater foul.

Since I attend this game, I certainly hope future games are not in jeopardy...

^ culprit!

 

[Darson]

You had a bunch of new guys at this tournament and this doesn’t happen at cash games…

 

[MrCatPants]

You had a bunch of new guys at this tournament and this doesn’t happen at cash games…

yup.

 

[WedgeRock]

Spoiler

 

[TheRealTeddyKGB]

 

[justsomedude]

 

[MrCatPants]

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this was after the first coat of paint. so definitely was much worse to start with.

 

[CraigT78]

Okay, so it's been established that it was @CraigT78's daughter. Now the question is, do you ban her for her actions?

Was there hair dye involved? If so, my daughter is a likely culprit.