Cheer up, it's not that tragic
-CPCs need to be lukewarm showered/wiped clean and oiled onlly once (out of the box ie). NOT an issue if you ordered just 1,000 or even more, if you have a chip-loving wife/partner. The emphasis is on her love for chips, not you
-Mint or lightly home-used Paulsons don't need any oil
-Filthy casino-used and seriously cleaned Paulsons require some oil.
-China Clays require lots of oil, probably repeatedly
-Plastics and "Ceramics" don't require any oil
If you hate oiling for some reason, go for Plastics, Ceramics, or mint Paulsons