Post Your Mockup and I Will Brutally Eviscerate It (With Words) (3 Viewers)

[Josh Kifer]

Honestly, the whole set is so substandard I had difficulty picking out individual flaws.

Ah. So it's like your Main event DiD play. I'm starting to understand......

 

[MrCatPants]

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HOLY SHIT! A COLOR WHEEL! NO ONE HAS EVER DONE THAT BEFORE.
When I first saw this set, I thought "Rager" with a gun theme was a desparate cry for help.
No one likes candy corn, and no one likes what you did with your T1000.
The 1 is a tri moon. Barf. The 500 is also a tri moon that looks like your 1 decided to go super saiyan.
You've been here for how long and decided to mix cash chips with tourney chips? How long?
I do like the 5 and the 100.

 

[MrCatPants]

Ah. So it's like your Main event DiD play. I'm starting to understand......

All my run good for the whole weekend got used up on one hand: https://www.pokerchipforum.com/thre...ex-but-okay-aug-24-28-2022.88472/post-1943542

 

[Psypher1000]

When are the roasts starting?

 

[MatB]

This. Is an awesome thread


FWIW. Whoever made this set really did a great job with the Arizona chip. Well done. Whoever you are …

 

[MatB]

And I love the Upside down bottle cap idea here

‘Trash in the desert’ a theme not often explored for poker chips

 

[louBdub]

Possible new dealer button, whatcha think?

 

[RainmanTrail]

How does this work? Am I supposed to post them all, or just pick one? I don't know what to do.

Bring on the smoke!

 

[krafticus]

Do your worst

 

[MatB]

F-this


What did I do to offend you?

I know when you ‘love’ a post it means nothing good

 

[MeridianFC]

This thread (the one they give for the using good words one):

 

[chipinla]

Someone already tried this on my privately. Today.

Who puts their lamest spot design on their workhorse chip for the whole set? And if you poll 100 Americans on what country that is, zero people will have the right answer.

(Kudos on the $500 though - protip: you can make a CPC yellow look more yellow by putting it on "Yellow")

Everyone knows that’s Idaho. Amiright? @Josh Kifer

 

[Josh Kifer]

Everyone knows that’s Idaho. Amiright? @Josh Kifer

Alright. I'll ruin it for everyone. But I'll do it in spoiler form.

Spoiler: The Nation, in question

It's a zoom of a cats asshole. You fools!

 

[Highli99]

Alright. I'll ruin it for everyone. But I'll do it in spoiler form.

Spoiler: The Nation, in question

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It's a zoom of a cats asshole. You fools!

That’s why cats should wear pants

 

[chipinla]

Alright. I'll ruin it for everyone. But I'll do it in spoiler form.

Spoiler: The Nation, in question

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It's a zoom of a cats asshole. You fools!

I’m bringing cookies to COTS

 

[Josh Kifer]

That’s why cats should wear pants

Exactly. @mrcatasshole was taken when he signed up. So he was like "bUt MaYbE TeH WeAr PaNtZ"....

Then we get this twisted episode of "Life goes on" since 2017.....

 

[chipinla]

Exactly. @mrcatasshole was taken when he signed up. So he was like "bUt MaYbE TeH WeAr PaNtZ"....

Then we get this twisted episode of "Life goes on" since 2017.....

No man should own a cat. And no man should have cat in their PCF username

 

[Josh Kifer]

No man should own a cat. And no man should have cat in their PCF username

I wanted a cat once. Then I turned four.....

 

[chipinla]

I’ll play

 

[ParrotheadMZ]

Omg my new favorite thread. I can’t wait to read them all!
Don’t have time now and could only read a few.
Brutal honesty. Love it!

 

[chipinla]

 

[Machine]

 

[chipinla]

 

[natumes]

I’m bringing cookies to COTS
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I just found a natural way to insert this into a teams chat at work this morning. 10/10

 

[bergs]

I would’ve shown catpants a lot more respect before I met him in Dallas. My initial impression was that he made pants out of dead cats and wore them frequently to his usual places like Waffle House and the Dollar Store. That was concerning in a Buffalo Bob Lotion Bucket kind of way.

It was relieving to discover that he’s just a balding overweight guy like the rest of us.

Send it, Mr Commando Style Feline Trouser.

 

[Josh Kifer]

I would’ve shown catpants a lot more respect before I met him in Dallas. My initial impression was that he made pants out of dead cats and wore them frequently to his usual places like Waffle House and the Dollar Store. That was concerning in a Buffalo Bob Lotion Bucket kind of way.

It was relieving to discover that he’s just a balding overweight guy like the rest of us.

Send it, Mr Commando Style Feline Trouser.

I thought he was some dude Craig found at a Costco who was selling Gutter Shields and they bonded over wearing dad shoes.

 

[MrCatPants]

How does this work? Am I supposed to post them all, or just pick one? I don't know what to do.

Bring on the smoke!


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Pick one. Don't pick the tri moon one because all tri moons are immediately trash worthy.

 

[MrCatPants]

Do your worst
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Unfortunately this set is pretty aligned with my own tastes. So my comments below lack the usual fire..

No matter how used your $100s get you could still call them "minty" (a stupid PCF term) because they look like an Andes mint.

Bad news - the Maryland colony was founded in 1632, and Maryland did not have a state constitution until 1776. It must be quite embarrassing to have a historical inaccuracy plastered on ~1000 clay disks in your home. This is why they have proofs.

Yellow $20s are just as bad as yellow 5s. If you're going to make an L10 or whatever chip, at least make it look nice.

 

[MrCatPants]

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I’ll play

Movie themes scream "I forced a theme so I could justify a CPC set"

That said I literally can't read anything on there as you have like 4 separate font styles and like 50 letters of text in a 7/8" area. Compound this with light text on a black background. RIP, rules of graphic design.

Is that an 8 cent green chip? A $55 yellow chip? Do the players get to bet whatever they read the denomination as?

More spots <> better chip, see exhibit this $20

You're the reason CPC told me they're all out of dayglo.

 

[chipinla]

Unfortunately this set is pretty aligned with my own tastes. So my comments below lack the usual fire..

No matter how used your $100s get you could still call them "minty" (a stupid PCF term) because they look like an Andes mint.

Bad news - the Maryland colony was founded in 1632, and Maryland did not have a state constitution until 1776. It must be quite embarrassing to have a historical inaccuracy plastered on ~1000 clay disks in your home. This is why they have proofs.

Yellow $20s are just as bad as yellow 5s. If you're going to make an L10 or whatever chip, at least make it look nice.

I mean, since you just looked on Wikipedia I’ll play too. Ellicott City was founded in 1772 which is clearly what he meant.