Post Your Mockup and I Will Brutally Eviscerate It (With Words) (4 Viewers)

[bergs]

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Set needs more blue in it so I can literally feel like I’m drowning while looking at it.

Also, speaking of drowning, I think I’d prefer being waterboarded in a concrete bunker somewhere in Turkey versus having to look at those inlays. The inlays look like they were designed before the Gutenberg Bible was published.

There are complex inlays and there are simple elegant inlays and occasionally just very simple inlays without a lot of aesthetic satisfaction. Then there are inlays that make me want to call your local PD and perform a wellness check. They’re like a quiet cry for help. “I want to do better, but I’m trapped”. I think there is a 15% chance you’re actually a hoarder and designed these based on the fonts on the back of a milk cartoon that expired in 2014.

Final score: 1/10. It’s the loneliest number, just like these chips.

 

[krafticus]

I loved the chip, thought I would have some sort of a marker chip for various needs, I only ordered a barrel of them, I wanted to evaluate swapping it out for the 25, or if wanted to swap out a 25 for a 20. its more of a sample for me

also your flame is lame, you can do better!

It was actually a question, not a flame. I think NCV and Non-Denominated are confused too often.

 

[OfficerLovejoy]

Alright. I'll ruin it for everyone. But I'll do it in spoiler form.

Spoiler: The Nation, in question

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It's a zoom of a cats asshole. You fools!

Too soon for a faceswap?

 

[Machine]

It was actually a question, not a flame. I think NCV and Non-Denominated are confused

I agree they often are, I'm aware of the subtlety in difference (thanks for checking on me!)

Perhaps I should have 'units' or 'bananas' on there instead of NCV, or I could put 'Value of bananas'

 

[chipinla]

Ahhh, our first “tootsie roll in the public pool” set. Brown, dark yellow, flat orange, and green.

It’s like you ate too much asparagus and you couldn’t digest it all, and then you went to take a shit and these chips spilled out.

Score: I’m too bored with the drab base colors to even muster a score for you. Let’s just give you “meh”/10 and move on before I literally pass out. These chips could be used to cure insomnia.

I was letting cat pants have fun since I don’t know him. I know you and don’t like you. Move on to the next set rookie

 

[Irish]

It was actually a question, not a flame. I think NCV and Non-Denominated are confused

IIRC some have argued you could say NCV = No Chip Value, but imho that's a reach. I like when the non-denoms just have a symbol related to the design instead.

 

[bergs]

I was letting cat pants have fun since I don’t know him. I know you and don’t like you. Move on to the next set rookie

Chipinla muttering to himself: “goddamn internet people on the goddamn internet”.

Lighten up, Francis.

 

[chipinla]

Chipinla muttering to himself: “goddamn internet people on the goddamn internet”.

Lighten up, Francis.

Shhhhhhhhh rook

 

[Josh Kifer]

Too soon for a faceswap?
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I don't see a difference....

 

[MrCatPants]

If people see a certain chip in their custom set differently and can't unsee that viewpoint after this thread, I feel like this thread has accomplished something important.

 

[chrismurda]

How do I nominate this thread as a 2022 hall of fame candidate?

 

[bergs]

How do I nominate this thread as a 2022 hall of fame candidate?

Venmo me $25.

 

[aggie]

Too soon for a faceswap?
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Great. Now you can’t tell which asshole is which.

 

[krafticus]

I agree they often are, I'm aware of the subtlety in difference (thanks for checking on me!)

Perhaps I should have 'units' or 'bananas' on there instead of NCV, or I could put 'Value of bananas'

My apologies. I wasn't actually trying to single you out. I've seen it so many times, and it confuses me.

Your set is very nice, and I hope you enjoy raking many pots with it.

 

[TX_Golf_N_Poker]

Disclaimer: I actually love Rick’s set and can’t wait to play with them.

Pretty sure this is headed to the out of context thread...

 

[Machine]

Your set is very nice, and I hope you enjoy raking many pots with it.

This is the flame throw thread; you can't be nice in here! come on!

(Thank you!)

 

[krafticus]

This is the flame throw thread; you can't be nice in here! come on!

(Thank you!)

ok, it's "breathtaking"

 

[kirchhausen]

Disclaimer: I actually love Rick’s set and can’t wait to play with them.

You're doing it wrong.

Spoiler

But thanks for the kind words

 

[bergs]

Attack my dead dog set that @MatB doesn't understand too. View attachment 986917

This set is perfect, except the owner lives in Idaho, which hasn’t been a real state since 1938 but nobody has the balls to tell him.

The dog head sans body is a fine homage. Epic mold. Stunning colors. Stoic inlay set.

9.5/10 (withholding .5 point because of Idaho and giving Josh a perfect score would make him unbearable).

PS you could put a bulldog on a homemade piece of ceramic tile, cut it round, sand it off, and call it a poker chip and it’s getting at least 7.5 points.

 

[Josh Kifer]

This set is perfect, except the owner lives in Idaho, which hasn’t been a real state since 1938 but nobody has the balls to tell him.

The dog head sans body is a fine homage. Epic mold. Stunning colors. Stoic inlay set.

9.5/10 (withholding .5 point because of Idaho and giving Josh a perfect score would make him unbearable).

PS you could put a bulldog on a homemade piece of ceramic tile, cut it round, sand it off, and call it a poker chip and it’s getting at least 7.5 points.

This is why we are frenemy's.

 

[bergs]

You're doing it wrong.

You’re right. I’m sorry. Corrected version here.

“Disclaimer: I actually love Rick’s set and can’t wait to play with them. Sadly, it means I’ll have to interact at some point with Rick, which almost makes it not worth it. It’s not that bad, at first. You get used the garish attire and the screeching timbre of his voice, which is akin to the blaying of a mountain goat being skinned alive. But his breath smells like someone blended durian and public pool water. But I love his chips. I really do.”

 

[bergs]

This is why we are frenemy's.

Disclaimer: I didn’t realize that was Josh Kiefer’s set when I reviewed it. I thought the OG Josh from Illinois had returned from the blue board.

 

[Thomacetti]

This set is perfect, except the owner lives in Idaho, which hasn’t been a real state since 1938 but nobody has the balls to tell him.

The dog head sans body is a fine homage. Epic mold. Stunning colors. Stoic inlay set.

9.5/10 (withholding .5 point because of Idaho and giving Josh a perfect score would make him unbearable).

PS you could put a bulldog on a homemade piece of ceramic tile, cut it round, sand it off, and call it a poker chip and it’s getting at least 7.5 points.

You are getting soft maaaaaan

lay off the sugar

 

[Thomacetti]

Disclaimer: I didn’t realize that was Josh Kiefer’s set when I reviewed it. I thought the OG Josh from Illinois had returned from the blue board.

Needle needle…fake action

 

[Josh Kifer]

You are getting soft maaaaaan

lay off the sugar

She used to break hearts and make people soft all the time. It is the way with Bully's.

 

[MrCatPants]

More mockups please. C'mon slackers, let's go.

 

[MeridianFC]

Gettin' spicy up in here!

 

[natumes]

@bergs, cat trousers wouldn't rate my lineup even after I added inlays (because hotstamps aren't cool enough I guess), step up to the plate

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[MatB]

This won’t end well.

 

[detroitdad]

Fuck mockups. Roast away!!!

I can't imagine you'll have much to say about a top three custom set.