Post Your Mockup and I Will Brutally Eviscerate It (With Words) (9 Viewers)

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This won’t end well.
Person A posts their favorite chips in a thread where the chips are supposed to be criticized (hoping for an 'OMG perfection!' reaction?)
Person B, the thread 'host' and designated criticizer criticizes them
Person A argues the criticism in the thread or takes it to PM

Not saying this is already happening. Not not saying it is happening.
 
Person A posts their favorite chips in a thread where the chips are supposed to be criticized (hoping for an 'OMG perfection!' reaction?)
Person B, the thread 'host' and designated criticizer criticizes them
Person A argues the criticism in the thread or takes it to PM

Not saying this is already happening. Not not saying it is happening.
It’s like a comedy roast, it only works if the recipient “gets it”
 
@bergs, cat trousers wouldn't rate my lineup even after I added inlays (because hotstamps aren't cool enough I guess), step up to the plate
You seem like the type of the adult that, if a thread was started as to what Harry Potter character would go on each denomination chip, would have a much too intense opinion on the 'right' answer.
 
Fuck mockups. Roast away!!!

I can't imagine you'll have much to say about a top three custom set.

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Couple or three quick things:

1) A mockery is not a mockup. Two different things.
2) You’re a monochromatic man in a wondrously colorful world
3) What is it with you people and your purple and green skys? Did you just travel here from the Crayon system?
4) I guess the nice thing about no molds, if I have to pick one, is that if you break a chip they’re easily replaced with a sticker and common household items like a drink coaster or those tabs you stick to the bottom of chair legs so they won’t scratch your floor.

Final score: 3/10. I awarded 1 because of your enthusiasm and 2 points for being able to use them to level uneven home appliances and furniture.
 
The words ‘failure is not an option’ were never used when designing this set
If this set was Apollo 13, Flight Director Gene Kranz would’ve gone home, had a ham sandwich, and gone to bed as soon as they stirred the cryotanks and had to move to the LEM.

Gene: “Get em home if you can. But hey, don’t kill yourself. We’ll do better next time”.
 
If this set was Apollo 13, Flight Director Gene Kranz would’ve gone home, had a ham sandwich, and gone to bed as soon as they stirred the cryotanks and had to move to the LEM.

Gene: “Get em home if you can. But hey, don’t kill yourself. We’ll do better next time”.

Awesome. When I designed it. I knew it was a set for one. That's ok.

I'll post the bourbons later. This is highly entertaining
 
Since you won't roast my Sirius chips I guess...View attachment 986927
Wow.

I’ve never known someone to take spot progression as religion before. Sorta feels like you’re 15 minutes from grabbing the Nikes, the go-bag, and the King James Bible, holing up in a shed in someone’s backyard in Billings, Montana, and waiting for the Jesus Comet.

Let’s try to discern the origin story of each chip. We haven’t tried that yet.

- The 25K chip - clearly you lost a bet and were forced to make this. It’s either that or you designed the chip wile actively undergoing front lobe shock therapy. When you color people up in what is apparently the world’s deepest 25/50c game, you should give them a waiver and make them sign it because someone is absolutely, positively going to have a seizure when those roll across the table. I guess the good news is that you’ll be able to instantly determine if any of your players ever dropped acid and had a bad trip.

- The 5k chip looks familiar, almost like you xeroxed it.

- The 1K chip has a creepy feel to it. Like, “I came for the candy corn but I stayed for your women” vibe. I’d actively not want one of these in my stack.

- The 500 is actually OK. You might be better off just spreading a 500/500 limit game with just this chip.

- The hundo looks like your 238th attempt at making a hundo and you just quietly downed your 15th Yukon Jack of the night while muttering quietly “fuck this, it’s good enough, nobody will want to play with my set anyway.”

- The 25 is an ok chip. It probably feels like Louis Winthrop from Trading Places. “Where the fuck am I and what did I do to deserve this?”

- Kinda psychotic that the $1 is a commemorative or tribute chip to another chip ($500) in the same set. I guess it could spark an interesting “what came first the chicken or the egg” convo at the table but everyone would realize pretty early that they wanted to sell the farm and move back in with mom and dad and their plastic bicycle interlocking chips instead of play with this confusing and disturbing set.

I’m also concerned about the inlay. It looks like it says “RAGER” and I don’t know whether to expect Jeffrey Dahmer in your homegame or an alternative cash game set with a big fat dong in the inlay. Either way, if your game is in your basement, that’s a no from me dog.

Score: (withheld out of concern for personal safety)
 
Awesome. When I designed it. I knew it was a set for one. That's ok.

I'll post the bourbons later. This is highly entertaining
I dunno, keeping it real for sec, I mean there is a set for everyone but I think your set honestly would appeal to more than just yourself. I sorta like it’s clean simplicity.

I’ll give you $8 for it, if you want to sell it. You pay shipping tho.
 
I’m going to make some assumptions about you based on this set, since clearly criticizing it would be akin to beating it like a dead baby seal.

1) You drive a 1995 Nissan Ultima but you put a BMW logo on the hood and you refer to it as your “baby beamer”.

2) Your lunch often consists of walking around CostCo and eating free samples and then making a second pass without the hat because “I’m a totally different guy, they’ll never recognize me”.

3) You have, in the last 5 years, filed a tax return where a significant part of your income was derived from either “Professional Blood Donor” or “Human Medical Test Subject”.

4) You want your car to sound sportier but you don’t want to pay for the muffler baffles so you figured out how to crack your window open and just scream “waaaahhhhhh….. WAHHHHHHHHH” as if you were changing gears

5) You often buy refurbished underwear on the dark web.
 
Hermione, but not Emma Watson Hermione. Lindsay Lohan Hermione. This is the right answer.
I'm sorry, Lindsay Lohan doesn't exactly conjure up the image of "brightest Witch of our age".
 
This thread was a lot more enjoyable before someone else made it mostly jokes about people instead of their sets
 
If people see a certain chip in their custom set differently and can't unsee that viewpoint after this thread, I feel like this thread has accomplished something important.

Somewhere a pooping parrot weeps.

How do I nominate this thread as a 2022 hall of flame candidate?
FYP

1) You drive a 1995 Nissan Ultima but you put a BMW logo on the hood and you refer to it as your “baby beamer”.
Close, but it's actually a kia with a nissan logo on the hood. I'm not that boushi.

2) Your lunch often consists of walking around CostCo and eating free samples and then making a second pass without the hat because “I’m a totally different guy, they’ll never recognize me”.
Ironically I worked at a BJ's wholesale in high school and totally did this.
3) You have, in the last 5 years, filed a tax return where a significant part of your income was derived from either “Professional Blood Donor” or “Human Medical Test Subject”.

Thanks for this suggestion of an awkward question to ask my accountant.

4) You want your car to sound sportier but you don’t want to pay for the muffler baffles so you figured out how to crack your window open and just scream “waaaahhhhhh….. WAHHHHHHHHH” as if you were changing gears
I'm more of a whistle tip kind of guy like bub rub and lil sis.

5) You often buy refurbished underwear on the dark web.
Scarily I did shop for underwear on the internet today. One pair was enough working from home but need at least 3 now that I go into the office occasionally. I didn't buy because it was Tommy John and I can't wrap my head around $60 underwear. Might have to look into this dark web option.
 

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