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Post Your Mockup and I Will Brutally Eviscerate It (With Words) (5 Viewers)
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MrCatPants
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True statement. I lost my innocence.
ekricket
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MrCatPants
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I can do this for days.
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MrCatPants
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Post in thread 'Degen in Dallas II: Weird flex, but okay - Aug 24-28, 2022' https://www.pokerchipforum.com/thre...ex-but-okay-aug-24-28-2022.88472/post-1943152
Chippy McChiperson
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This is what happens when the Thread Killer enters the chat
ekricket
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#u2?
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MrCatPants
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He is serial.
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MrCatPants
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Ok. I am on my plane, about to go on airplane mode, and am not paying $8 to comment on this piece of shit in flight.
Rest assured though that I will comment actively upon the reconnection to the internets.
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bergs
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Tell me you can look at this after I post this and not see an oil spill with a poor, dying, oil-drenched bird.
bergs
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I’ve always wanted to play at the Penis Poker Room at the Exxon Valdez Casino and Resort.
bergs
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Fuck that, I’ll comment. Random thoughts:
1) Whoever designed this is likely on multiple government watch lists.
2) Austin Powers called. He’d like you to return all of his fonts.
3) Imagine spreading these in a game where everyone was drunk, stoned, and on Adderall? I don’t think you get past the turn on the first hand the entire night.
4) How is this not a HOF set?
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So fun fact - I sat next to a ExxonMobil IP attorney on my flight - he is now planning on giving you a call.
No base chip should ever be white. I know you have spent more on a single beef rib than you would on upgrading 50 meetup chips to bright white.
Why did you put the flag of Sierra Leone all over this chip?
I’m ready to get hurt again…
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If ExxonMobil was really opening a casino the would both make sense and be the funniest thing ever.
lololol @ flag of Sierra Leone. You get double points for being accurate and funny.
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MrCatPants
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I must say this set always confused me. You live in Switzerland, but have an immense fondness for Canada?
You chose Tim Horton's and a hockey playing bear who looks like they are going to shove me in a trunk and @Josh Kifer me as the two most representative Canadian things. This is incorrect. The front of the chip should have bagged milk and the back of the chip should have grizzly French fur trapper drinking maple syrup.
Seriously, can we talk about 'sexual assault' bear? Holy crap you must not have any women play in your game. If you do, this is why they haven't come back.
As for the chips, the $20 is the most Canadian of the bunch. It is so bland it is practically apologizing for being pressed into existence.
"Yellow" 5. Sigh. We've covered this ground. No matter which yellow you use, it's not yellow.
That bear, dude. He's evil. You gave him a hat, so clearly no shirt was an active choice as you did partially clothe him. I just imagine him saying "you look prrrty, eh?" while following me in a dark Montreal alley.
You really held back!
PS: I’m saving the maple syrup guzzling fur trapper for the secondary set. Should pair well with the bagged milk drinking Mountie I have planned for the tourney set.
You really held back!
PS: I’m saving the maple syrup guzzling fur trapper for the secondary set. Should pair well with the bagged milk drinking Mountie I have planned for the tourney set.
There's only ever 3 choices of animals to represent Canada on chips (or anything else)
1) A bear wearing RCMP red serge uniform
2) A moose wearing RCMP red serge uniform
3) A beaver wearing RCMP red serge uniform
RainmanTrail
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I accidentally misread my feed and thought your post in the "2021 chip set of the year" was posted in here
. Then I made an asshole comment over there lol
eightyWon
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Ignoring the placeholder inlay, does this $100 suck?
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I’d listen to what the fish on the inlay is saying.
I always think these spots look like the top down view of an armchair
I’ll never unsee this.
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MrCatPants
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Depends on what else you have with it. Ideally a "mockup" would have multiple chips and an inlay. So I can comment on a fully formed thought. "Do you like my book, here is page 23 only" isn't the best way for this to work.
So I guess you are asking do I like this spot pattern and these colors for a random chip without context? No. It looks like a hungry hungry hippos game that someone spilled purple drank on.
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