eightyWon
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Meh.
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Post Your Mockup and I Will Brutally Eviscerate It (With Words) (4 Viewers)
- Thread starter MrCatPants
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Meh.
You should retitled this the "Mock the Mock Up Thread"
@MrCatPants I am new here so excuse me. Can we see some of your designs? I am curious to see what makes you the ultimate judge. At least @Josh Kifer is on the custom chip services list x3...
Whoosh.
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MrCatPants
Full House
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MrCatPants
Full House
This thread is not for learning.
bergs
Royal Flush
I like this guy. (Nods seditiously)
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MrCatPants
Full House
This implies I hold power here.
Rhodeman77
Straight Flush
Bring the smoke!
Chippy McChiperson
Straight Flush
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MrCatPants
Full House
I've been drinking while punting off money to my game's maniac while getting it in ahead all night. Will bring smoke tomorrow.
(Also, these are chips, not a mockup)
bergs
Royal Flush
It implies that you believe you have power here. In this limited space in our multiverse, in this single thread, this lonely expanse, you may have some modicum of power. Tenuously.
I can demonstrate exactly what makes him the ultimate judge here. Observe the two red circles below.
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MrCatPants
Full House
Critique the skunk chip that was posted by @Chippy McChiperson - he paid for holes. (Also, can someone post that to the out of context thread for me?) I've been drinking and need backup.
If you do this I'll use my power to knight you in this thread only. Maybe even a dukedom.
Chippy McChiperson
Straight Flush
If you know anything about Bergs you'll know he hates Duke with a passion. If you call it a CONNdom he might be motivated.
bergs
Royal Flush
I don’t even know where to start with this.
Actually, fuck that, yeah I do.
This chip is the BOMB. But let me explain.
I’ve never actually seen the back of my balls, but I can imagine that they’re aren’t very attractive.
Sadly, I’ve seen the abomination that is these chips, and I’d be willing to hazard a guess that these chips would be basically as ugly.
Back Of My Balls = BOMB. See?
Let’s delve further into horrifying result of too many design ideas being simultaneously jammed into a single poor innocent 39mm disc of clay.
- Guy wins 1 home tournament and he’s a king? I’ve won 2, does that make me Supreme Commander Allied Forces, Europe?
- Should’ve been called The Strep Throat set with the white spots
- Either your chips in the inlay picture are the size of dinner plates, or you found the world’s smallest skunk.
- What does being the SOHE king (or, at least, believing that you are) have to do with a bounty chip? At least when Benny Binion put his face on his chips it was because you were playing at his casino. What happens now that multiple people have won the SOHE World Championship since you miraculously binked in back in 1992 or whatever?
This chip isn’t universally horrible. The mold is good. It’s ostensibly round. I like the shade of black. The font doesn’t displease me.
But the rest of the chip is the afterbirth of a couple fairly good ideas poorly executed and mired with the overactive mind of its creator, who gamely (some would say lamely) hangs onto past experiences to somehow validate waking up in the morning.
3.5/10. I would’ve awarded 3.25 but after checking, everything was spelled correctly on the inlay.
Actually, fuck that, yeah I do.
This chip is the BOMB. But let me explain.
I’ve never actually seen the back of my balls, but I can imagine that they’re aren’t very attractive.
Sadly, I’ve seen the abomination that is these chips, and I’d be willing to hazard a guess that these chips would be basically as ugly.
Back Of My Balls = BOMB. See?
Let’s delve further into horrifying result of too many design ideas being simultaneously jammed into a single poor innocent 39mm disc of clay.
- Guy wins 1 home tournament and he’s a king? I’ve won 2, does that make me Supreme Commander Allied Forces, Europe?
- Should’ve been called The Strep Throat set with the white spots
- Either your chips in the inlay picture are the size of dinner plates, or you found the world’s smallest skunk.
- What does being the SOHE king (or, at least, believing that you are) have to do with a bounty chip? At least when Benny Binion put his face on his chips it was because you were playing at his casino. What happens now that multiple people have won the SOHE World Championship since you miraculously binked in back in 1992 or whatever?
This chip isn’t universally horrible. The mold is good. It’s ostensibly round. I like the shade of black. The font doesn’t displease me.
But the rest of the chip is the afterbirth of a couple fairly good ideas poorly executed and mired with the overactive mind of its creator, who gamely (some would say lamely) hangs onto past experiences to somehow validate waking up in the morning.
3.5/10. I would’ve awarded 3.25 but after checking, everything was spelled correctly on the inlay.
bergs
Royal Flush
Disclaimer: this is actually one of my favorite CPC chips. But he’s not the SOHE king. I am the defending SOHE World Champion.
Chippy McChiperson
Straight Flush
Like @JoseRijo you won a one table sit and go where I wasn't present. Nice accomplishment, but you're more of a court jester
You're the King of Real Housewives of PCF.
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MrCatPants
Full House
Can we talk about satanic skunk for a minute? I'd rather run into the sexual assault bear from @cpac54 customs than this thing in a dark alley. Pure evil on an inlay.
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MrCatPants
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There's a lot going on here. Three ones. A random ceramic chip in the sequence. Two 25s and 100s. But only one 5? A $50 plaque with $25 and $100 chip in the set? How many chips will there be here by 2026?
I don't know the history, but I am confused by why someone would replace one mediocre $1 for another, and then a third.
You play your games in a basement. This theme is false advertising. Knowing poker players, maybe this is meant to be aspirational. Being outside, climbing ladders without assistance, things to dream about.
Your quarter is on a half pie. Are you planning a future 50 cent frac on quarter pie?
Rhodeman77
Straight Flush
Meh.
That’s not even enough to start a fire in the Southwest during a drought. Guess you used the good stuff on Bergs and Kifer. Old age is catching up to and this is a young man’s game apparently.
That’s not even enough to start a fire in the Southwest during a drought. Guess you used the good stuff on Bergs and Kifer. Old age is catching up to and this is a young man’s game apparently.
bergs
Royal Flush
They might be able to legitimately outdrink me.
We can only play with the players that show up. If you’re scared just say you’re scared. This is a safe place to talk about hard topics.
Eh? Shoe is spelt incorrectly!
bergs
Royal Flush
Shoe World Champion. Yes, he is indeed of Lord Of All Footwear (LOAF).
MeridianFC
Flush
I've made a mistake then because I've have learned plenty.
But have you really?
I'm still waiting for the good stuff.....
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