Post Your Mockup and I Will Brutally Eviscerate It (With Words) (6 Viewers)

[CptainCanuck]

Not my thread, but the color matched beaver on the 25¢ and $1 are really hard to see and process at first. But these are murdered chips and labels, right? Can always swap them out if they don’t work.

Correct. I’ll likely swap out the yellow frac for a pink frac at some point.

 

[ryanoreilly1511]

tell me

 

[Machine]

tell me

You're not quite ready for this thread, you have to be at least this tall to ride...

 

[MrCatPants]

tell me

Just want to make sure you know where you are. This is the "MrCatPants is mean to you for the entertainment of the masses" thread. If you just want pleasant feedback from reasonable people, there's plenty of threads for that.

 

[MatB]

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[LowerBama1714]

Just want to make sure you know where you are. This is the "MrCatPants is mean to you for the entertainment of the masses" thread. If you just want pleasant feedback from reasonable people, there's plenty of threads for that.

He’s from Long Island…everyone is mean there.

 

[MrCatPants]

He’s from Long Island…everyone is mean there.

That's mean! And racist. #cancelled

 

[ryanoreilly1511]

I will take the ‘Either’ chip set. Ty

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[NotRealNameNoSir]

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Yours says "or", the phrase is "either/or". He dont like it lol. But I love your username, Oz is brutal. What an amazing role.

 

[ryanoreilly1511]

Yours says "or", the phrase is "either/or". He dont like it lol. But I love your username, Oz is brutal. What an amazing role.

Got it. Funny

 

[ryanoreilly1511]

Ordered to swap out these ceramics

 

[MatB]

Yours says "or", the phrase is "either/or". He dont like it lol. But I love your username, Oz is brutal. What an amazing role.

Not the thread to be ‘liking’ chip sets

 

[bergs]

tell me

Either you misspelled “Ox” on your inlay, or (no pun intended) you’re missing a logical operator.

Based on these chips, and these inlays, I’ll gladly take whatever comes before the “or entertainment”. Some examples that would be preferable:

- waterboarding or entertainment (give me the burlap sack, please)

- being electrocuted or entertainment (I’ve been drinking heavily so up the voltage just so I feel something)

- being thrown into a bat of boiling acid or entertainment (aside: why is the acid always boiling? Isn’t acid or boiling liquid both independently appropriately and sufficiently terrible?)

 

[Sisu41]

He’s from Long Island…everyone is mean there.

Real I'm very mean

 

[MrCatPants]

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You cancelled your own joke?

 

[MatB]

You cancelled your own joke?

Well…..

Still wasn’t sure the person knew they were in right thread, so my joke just made me look like an ass

Not that that has stopped me before, but I usually like to meet people first people I insult them.

 

[PlaidDragon]

Not that that has stopped me before, but I usually like to meet people first people I insult them.

Nah... I've always prided myself on being an equal-opportunity insulter.

 

[Machine]

so my joke just made me look like an ass

Spoiler Alert: It wasn't your jokes.

 

[MrCatPants]

tell me

Cardinal sin #1 - don't mix tournament chips with cash chips. And tournament chips shouldn't have dollar signs on them as they are not currency.

That $5. It's ugly. a) discount tri-moon b) represents the four shades of sickly elderly man feces.

You'll never use a $10 chip. Unless you are playing 5/10 limit. Which since you made $1s and $1000s, you're not. And that said you'll never use a $2.50 chip unless you're doing casino nights with odds that casinos don't pay anymore.

The $100 is also a discount tri moon.

The $500 is an actual tri-moon. GTFO.

No need to do different designs on each side. It's all too much.

Now the inlay. Well, it's simple. But I have a great number of questions. Is OR an acronym? Or an abbreviation? Because it's a word that actually means something, you're not supposed to do that. Like, also don't change it to LOL entertainment. Why is there a bull? Why are you planning to print entertainment at 1/3 of a point font on the front? Why not have the denomination on both sides as that's the most critical information an inlay can have?

 

[bergs]

Cardinal sin #1 - don't mix tournament chips with cash chips. And tournament chips shouldn't have dollar signs on them as they are not currency.

That $5. It's ugly. a) discount tri-moon b) represents the four shades of sickly elderly man feces.

You'll never use a $10 chip. Unless you are playing 5/10 limit. Which since you made $1s and $1000s, you're not. And that said you'll never use a $2.50 chip unless you're doing casino nights with odds that casinos don't pay anymore.

The $100 is also a discount tri moon.

The $500 is an actual tri-moon. GTFO.

No need to do different designs on each side. It's all too much.

Now the inlay. Well, it's simple. But I have a great number of questions. Is OR an acronym? Or an abbreviation? Because it's a word that actually means something, you're not supposed to do that. Like, also don't change it to LOL entertainment. Why is there a bull? Why are you planning to print entertainment at 1/3 of a point font on the front? Why not have the denomination on both sides as that's the most critical information an inlay can have?

I peed myself at “Why are you planning to print entertainment at 1/3 of a point font on the front?”

 

[ryanoreilly1511]

These are not tournament chips. I would never spend this kind of money on tournament chips, these are cash chips

 

[ryanoreilly1511]

We play 5/10 No Limit, and 2.50/2.50 PLO which we both use $10 blue chips for

 

[ryanoreilly1511]

OR its an acronym

 

[ryanoreilly1511]

We do casino nights (blackjack and roulette) and although we don't pay 3 to 2 anymore, pink chips are necessary for surrender and insurance.

 

[LowerBama1714]

My buddy from buffalo knows a chick that blew Ryan O’Rielly in a South Buffalo dive bar bathroom…allegedly.

 

[TX_Golf_N_Poker]

Just want to make sure you know where you are. This is the "MrCatPants is mean to you for the entertainment of the masses" thread. If you just want pleasant feedback from reasonable people, there's plenty of threads for that.

A warning? You've gone soft. This thread is cancelled!

 

[ryanoreilly1511]

 

[ryanoreilly1511]

This is just what I would do if it wasn’t too late to change my order

 

[MrCatPants]

This is just what I would do if it wasn’t too late to change my order

You posted in this thread after you already placed your order?

Odd choice.

 

[ekricket]

Either you misspelled “Ox” on your inlay, or (no pun intended) you’re missing a logical operator.

Based on these chips, and these inlays, I’ll gladly take whatever comes before the “or entertainment”. Some examples that would be preferable:

- waterboarding or entertainment (give me the burlap sack, please)

- being electrocuted or entertainment (I’ve been drinking heavily so up the voltage just so I feel something)

- being thrown into a bat of boiling acid or entertainment (aside: why is the acid always boiling? Isn’t acid or boiling liquid both independently appropriately and sufficiently terrible?)

It’s for show. A calm vat of acid isn’t visually scary.
Same for waterboarding, you can do it with a glass of water but a bucket full of water films better.
The electrocution looks better with battery cables and batteries, but a modified lamp (so you have an on/off switch) plugged into the wall works just as good, it’s just not visually terrifying