SOLD Scarlet's Room Blind CPC Giveaway (7 Viewers)

[Saoliver]

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?



Supplies!

 

[navels]

Every time I walked away from something I wanted to forget, I told myself it was for a cause that I believed in. A cause that was worth it. Without that, we’re lost.

Cassian Andor

 

[LeGold]

French chippers send me messages in English. Then when they get mad they send them in French.

Pardon their French.

 

[cascadiapoker]

 

[navels]

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.

 

[upNdown]

I really want to unsubscribe to this nonsense, but then how will I know when I win?

 

[Saoliver]

They say smoking is unhealthy, but it cured salmon.

 

[navels]

Yo mama so fat they changed one size fits all to one size fits most

 

[cascadiapoker]

I like refried beans. That's why I want to try fried beans, cuz maybe they're just as good, and we're wasting time.

 

[markleteenie]

I like refried beans. That's why I want to try fried beans, cuz maybe they're just as good, and we're wasting time.

But is it twice as good?

 

[navels]

Always pass on what you have learned.

Yoda

 

[Saoliver]

 

[cascadiapoker]

Alcoholism is a disease. But it's like the only disease you can get yelled at for having. "Damnit, Otto, you're an alcoholic!" "Damnit, Otto, you have lupus!" One of those two doesn't sound right.

 

[Poker Zombie]

I'd be happy to yell at anyone that hosted a poker game and then 4 days later tested positive for the coronavirus disease.

 

[navels]

Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in.

 

[Saoliver]

 

[cascadiapoker]

My roommate said to me, "I'm gonna go shave and use the shower. Does anyone need to use the bathroom?" It's like some weird ass quiz where he reveals the answer first.

 

[navels]

What if I told you that the Republic was now under the control of a Dark Lord of the Sith?

Count Dooku

 

[markleteenie]

weird ass-quiz

@Gear

 

[navels]

I bought a dog the other day...I named him Stay. It's fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing.

Steven Wright

 

[Saoliver]

@Gear

An ass quiz is something that you would see in Cosmo or some other women's beauty mag.

 

[navels]

I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine.

Steven Wright

 

[cascadiapoker]

I saw a commercial on late-night TV that said, "Forget everything you know about slipcovers!" So I did. And it was a load off my mind. Then the commercial tried to sell me slipcovers, but I didn't know what the hell they were.

 

[HeWhoWouldPun]

Wow. A whole hour and a half without a new post. Everyone feeling okay?

 

[navels]

I sense something. A presence I have not felt since…. (A New Hope)

Darth Vader

 

[FordPickup92]

 

[cascadiapoker]

Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus... or a really cool opotamus?

 

[markleteenie]

Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus... or a really cool opotamus?

that made me think of one of the best Flight of the Conchords songs.

 

[navels]

I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be. I called someone. They went "Aaaaahhhh..."

Steven Wright

 

[cascadiapoker]