SOLD Scarlet's Room Blind CPC Giveaway (4 Viewers)

[Ben8257]

Gurl look at dat boddy!! Jeff works out!! Dibs for my new card capper!!! Lmao you da man @BarrieJ3!!

#teambaNANA!

 

[navels]

I considered building the patio by myself. But I didn't have the stones.

 

[FordPickup92]

Gurl look at dat boddy!! Jeff works out!! Dibs for my new card capper!!! Lmao you da man @BarrieJ3!!

#teambaNANA!

Dibs. #butterysinglet

 

[navels]

I used to buy a lot of M&Ms; they're a delicious candy. But then I switched to aspirin. I find if you hand your friend two aspirin, he doesn't look at you like you're selfish.

Mitch Hedberg

 

[Schmendr1ck]

I like the fact that I’m exhausted at this point in the night, but the drinks taste good and I’m winning a ton, so I’m trying to stay up.

You think I’m losing, but really it’s just @Schmendr1ck holding me up.

That bruise on my arm took a week to heal.

 

[navels]

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

 

[Schmendr1ck]

Can we just give the damn chips to @navels and get on with our lives?

 

[FordPickup92]

Can we just give the damn chips to @navels and get on with our lives?

NEVAH!

 

[navels]

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

 

[WedgeRock]

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

Great. Now this is gonna get move to the Politics subforum and I won't be able to see it.

Someone please let me know if I win.

 

[navels]

What biscuit does a short person like? Shortbread.

 

[Zmasterben]

Great. Now this is gonna get move to the Politics subforum and I won't be able to see it.

Someone please let me know if I win.

You didn't

 

[Schmendr1ck]

What biscuit does a short person like? Shortbread.

Honestly, at this point I think he's just running a script that auto-posts from a text file full of quotes. Even when we tag @navels directly, he doesn't respond or participate in the ongoing discussion.

Not technically against the rules, but takes away from the fun for sure.

 

[navels]

When I was a boy, I laid in my twin size bed and wondered where my brother was.

Mitch Hedberg

 

[Schmendr1ck]

Honestly, at this point I think he's just running a script that auto-posts from a text file full of quotes. Even when we tag @navels directly, he doesn't respond or participate in the ongoing discussion.

Not technically against the rules, but takes away from the fun for sure.

Yep, 100% convinced. His next post dropped about five seconds after my previous post.

 

[navels]

After the birth of your first child, your role in life will become apparent.

 

[MC Poker]

Yep, 100% convinced. His next post dropped about five seconds after my previous post.

Take shifts through the night to test this theory!

 

[navels]

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

 

[Zmasterben]

Yep, 100% convinced. His next post dropped about five seconds after my previous post.

Purple monkey dishwasher

EDIT: Nope I think he is just super committed.

 

[navels]

You know there's a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish, but they let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, but they do want to make it late for something.

Mitch Hedberg

 

[WedgeRock]

Honestly, at this point I think he's just running a script that auto-posts from a text file full of quotes.

What biscuit does a short person like? Shortbread.

I believe it is a collaboration with @Perthmike. If I see a quite about wifebeater t-shirts, I'll be convinced.

 

[navels]

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, but I said "No... but I want a regular banana later, so yeah."

Mitch Hedberg

 

[WedgeRock]

Script error.

Several duplicates posted.

 

[Josh Kifer]

Script error.

Several duplicates posted.

Not sure rather to be impressed or enraged. Time to get drunk and find out....

 

[navels]

What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

 

[Perthmike]

This is super weird

Mitch Hedberg

 

[Saoliver]

Not sure rather to be impressed or enraged. Time to get drunk and find out....

Even still...he might win 1 of 8 seats. I commend the ingenuity.

 

[navels]

I put up a high-voltage electric fence around my property over the weekend, my neighbour is dead against it

 

[Josh Kifer]

Even still...he might win 1 of 8 seats. I commend the ingenuity.

So your saying I shouldn't have spent my entire stimulus check on lotto tickets because my odds are better?

 

[Perthmike]

I put up a high-voltage electric fence around my property over the weekend, my neighbour is dead against it

Take it down then