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Is Nessy’s expression like that because he feels awkward now that your kilt has seemed to have lifted up and you’re showing your furry patch?

Btw I love your work!! Seriously cracks me up beyond words.
 
Is Nessy’s expression like that because he feels awkward now that your kilt has seemed to have lifted up and you’re showing your furry patch?

Btw I love your work!! Seriously cracks me up beyond words.
Nessie looks like that because she’s felt what’s under my kilt and just realised that she’s not the only monster in the Loch :ROFL: :ROFLMAO:
 
Just like all the greats such as Rembrandt, Van Gogh, etc. my work wouldn’t be complete without a self portrait (and it has absolutely nothing to do with me being a complete egomaniac). And that’s a can of Irn Bru I’m holding in my right hand in case you were wondering...

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We weren't wondering. You are Scottish, what else would it be :ROFL: :ROFLMAO:
 
Maybe I'm part Scottish because I really do love irn Bru lol

My local supermarket sells it in the British section, I admit to grabbing a can every now and then
 
Speaks for itself...

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I 'd love to see the Scottish view of an obscene "Penal Penis" label, mainly aimed at strip-poker and generally un-serious use :)
Anyway, all modern art is about abstract representation of female genitals, so why not have something really new on the table? :D
Please:LOL: :laugh:
 

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