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Things That Are Bullsh*t (10 Viewers)

Poker Zombie said:
If you are as old as I think you are, you have access to far more money than I did at the same age. I won't swap PTSD stories, because I simply won't go there. I handled it, you can too. But your public sob stories are tiresome for those of us that had it bad.
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Are you saying that you weren’t on food stamps buying $500 live chips!?!?
 
ekricket said:
Lol, see where escalation over a little bit of water on someone else’s windshield goes?

I ask what’s the big deal about water on your car, and then suddenly I’m challenged to a road rage duel and crowned King of the Dicks!
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I’m instantly pissing on your car the moment I see you. And your leg. Both legs
 
I think canceling a degree from an accredited post-secondary institution and burning a record of achievement is one of the most bullshit things you can do in your life. But that's just me. I am no stranger to what (I thought) was a useless degree. Eventually turned out to be an asset in a way I could not have imagined.
 
ekricket said:
And then I jump over a broom and we are married?
WTF is this? Fucking weirdos.
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louBdub said:
Deal. I do.
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The Simpsons Cartoon GIF
 
Mrs Poker Zombie said:
How in the world does one “cancel“ a degree? You attended. You graduated. They are not going to Time Machine that.
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Universities revoke degrees, but usually it's because of academic integrity issues discovered after award (e.g. you plagiarized your thesis) or other naughty behavior by the recipient.

They probably could revoke a degree because the recipient asked them to do so, but I've never heard of that happening.
 
Managed to get a full refund for the Jerusalem and Bethlehem tour that was a shambles.

Still on this fucking cruise. On a bus to see pyramids.

Guide says we can go inside the pyramids. Apart from the Great Pyramid as there’s only 150 daily tickets and they go to corporates. And apart from the second pyramid as that’s closed for renovations. And there’s nothing to see in the third pyramid so there’s no point going.

Nobody go on a cruise with Celebrity. They are a joke.
 
Oh and there’s only one poker table that is closed all day and only does a cash game for 2 hours from 10pm to midnight.

Bearing in mind that you’re up at 5:30am to go out on a tour the place is empty by 9:30.

There’s a million slot machines though…
 
BonScot said:
Oh and there’s only one poker table that is closed all day and only does a cash game for 2 hours from 10pm to midnight.

Bearing in mind that you’re up at 5:30am to go out on a tour the place is empty by 9:30.

There’s a million slot machines though…
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And you are on a floating Petri dish, to boot.

Ewwwww….
 
BonScot said:
Oh and there’s only one poker table that is closed all day and only does a cash game for 2 hours from 10pm to midnight.

Bearing in mind that you’re up at 5:30am to go out on a tour the place is empty by 9:30.

There’s a million slot machines though…
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Cruise ship is where I was introduced to poker. Not much to do on the ship. There was a a nightly 3 hour NLHE tournament. I thought I would watch. They were 5-handed and the director was about to cancel because they needed 6. The players, all senior citizens, talked me into joining. They were super patient and taught me how to play. I took second place the first night - I think they let me win some hands - and I was hooked. I came back every night and played with the same group. Two hilarious Brazilian ladies madly in love with each other, a splashy Texan who played it up with a Stetson hat and an exaggerated drawl, a British woman always dressed to the nines (and loved to play nines), and a quiet Argentine man who only spoke to compliment another player or to tip the dealer.

Coolest group of players - too bad it was only for a week.
 
GreekRedEye said:
Cruise ship is where I was introduced to poker. Not much to do on the ship. There was a a nightly 3 hour NLHE tournament. I thought I would watch. They were 5-handed and the director was about to cancel because they needed 6. The players, all senior citizens, talked me into joining. They were super patient and taught me how to play. I took second place the first night - I think they let me win some hands - and I was hooked. I came back every night and played with the same group. Two hilarious Brazilian ladies madly in love with each other, a splashy Texan who played it up with a Stetson hat and an exaggerated drawl, a British woman always dressed to the nines (and loved to play nines), and a quiet Argentine man who only spoke to compliment another player or to tip the dealer.

Coolest group of players - too bad it was only for a week.
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Sounds like you played with half of the Full-Tilt characters
 
BonScot said:
Oh and there’s only one poker table that is closed all day and only does a cash game for 2 hours from 10pm to midnight.

Bearing in mind that you’re up at 5:30am to go out on a tour the place is empty by 9:30.

There’s a million slot machines though…
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Step 1. Start mentioning your stomach early in the morning on the day of an excursion

Step 2. On the way back to the cruise ship, stop just before the ship and use a restroom

Step 3. Tell your wife to go on ahead, it’s a battle and you’ll meet her at/on the ship shortly.

Step 4. Wait until the ship takes off and call her in your best “Oh nooooooooo……” voice.

Step 5. Repeatedly just barely “miss” the next pickup stops. Be super communicative and happy for wife, and trying your best to get aboard.

Dependent on how long the cruise is, there’s a meetup in Germany and in the US this month.
 

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