Poker Zombie
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George Carlin
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Things That Are Bullsh*t (5 Viewers)
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George Carlin.
When I post the exact same answer as someone else, without noticing that they have already posted it.
WedgeRock
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When I post the exact same answer as someone else, without noticing that they have already posted it.
Poker Zombie
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My computer seems to have picked up an echo.
1A25R
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Luck is bullsh*t
ChipsAndBeers
Sitting Out
The Kardashians? Lol you can’t escape the family, they’re everywhere.
People who steal ladders out of someone else's (read, "my") work truck. They have practically no value to be sold or pawned. Shoot, they're only $250 new, but still. 
Then they sue you when they fall off of it.People who steal ladders out of someone else's (read, "my") work truck. They have practically no value to be sold or pawned. Shoot, they're only $250 new, but still.
Boat salesman
WedgeRock
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Fuck cancer.
Insane drivers.
During my morning commute I’m behind a brand new (given its paper license plate) Tesla as traffic starts to slow. Things remain uneventful until a modified mustang gt passes me and wedges itself between myself and the Tesla.
It becomes obvious that the mustang wants to go.
He wants to go so much that he repeatedly guns his engine (very audible through my closed windows) and drawing within a few inches of the Tesla’s rear bumper.
This ensued for about a minute until the mustang was able to get around. As he was passing him on the right, the mustang driver extends both his hands outside his window motioning a “golf clap”.
Nutz.
During my morning commute I’m behind a brand new (given its paper license plate) Tesla as traffic starts to slow. Things remain uneventful until a modified mustang gt passes me and wedges itself between myself and the Tesla.
It becomes obvious that the mustang wants to go.
He wants to go so much that he repeatedly guns his engine (very audible through my closed windows) and drawing within a few inches of the Tesla’s rear bumper.
This ensued for about a minute until the mustang was able to get around. As he was passing him on the right, the mustang driver extends both his hands outside his window motioning a “golf clap”.
Nutz.
Mr Winberg
Full House
When you're in bed with three women, and the least attractive one whispers "save it for me!". 
When your three year old fridge dies while your trying to raise vacation funds
I had to read this twice. First time, I somehow missed the word “fridge”, and thought “what a heartless bastard!”
The fridge is under warranty!! all parts and labor covered to get it fixed!!When your three year old fridge dies while your trying to raise vacation funds
WedgeRock
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Remember Deuce? Super hands-on type of kid? He was splitting a log for kindling to get the fire going for breakfast (we're camping). He switched to a heavier camp knife with a straight back instead of a serrated back... First swing landed on his thumb, not log... And we're off to the ER.
Four stitches later...
Shoutnout to everyone in the healthcare industry who do what you do. Your colleagues in Chambersburg, PA took really good care of my boy.
Four stitches later...
Shoutnout to everyone in the healthcare industry who do what you do. Your colleagues in Chambersburg, PA took really good care of my boy.
Dang! good to see it still attached!
Chippy McChiperson
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Yeah otherwise he'd have to change his name to Ace
Poker Zombie
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...and just like that, he learned a lesson about safety and using the right tool for the job.
Glad there is no permanent damage ...and chicks dig scars.
Glad there is no permanent damage ...and chicks dig scars.
WedgeRock
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Poker Zombie
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I'm waiting for one myself, as Kentucky has surprised me by adding a new toll (new as of July 1st). It's the kind without toll booths, so you just wait to get the ticket in the mail.
Jeevansluck
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Paying sales tax on a used car that has already been taxed an endless amount of times, is TOTAL BS!
Poker Zombie
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When you see an ad online for like 5000+ dice chips. Clearly, they give a shit about poker (at least enough to build a nice breakdown), but couldn't do enough research to select a slightly better, more secure chip.
That's like being a car aficionado who only collects 1990 Geo Metros.
That's like being a car aficionado who only collects 1990 Geo Metros.
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DrDysfunctional
Pair
Took the Jeep out of a little fun today. I thought I stripped my spider gears AGAIN. But no, I destroyed the entire carrier. I have no idea how I managed that.
WedgeRock
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In 1984, the Tigers won their 35th game on May 24th on their way to a championship. In 2019, going into Labor Day weekend the Tigers have won 39 games.
If your only concern is game security, just custom-label them
Edit: It's just like filling with gasoline a Zastava Yugo. You double its value.
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