Things that make you Happy (2 Viewers)

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After posting in jbutler's Things that are Bullshit thread, I spent the next 15 minutes muttering over how this thing or that thing was bullshit (milk going sour before expiration, back pain, going for one last sip of coffee only to find out you're empty, and whoever emptied the pot couldn't take the time to make new coffee). Normally I just get over it, but after that thread, everything was burning me to the core.

So to counterbalance, I give you the Things that make me Happy thread.

I'll start with:
  • New chip pr0n
  • Invoices from CPC
  • That "heavy for it's size" MFR Box on your doorstep
  • When the first cars arrive on a poker night
There's much more, but I'll let your brains stew on the happy for a while...
 
  • That "heavy for it's size" MFR Box on your doorstep

I've heard that twice from the mailman, lol.

  • New chip pr0n
  • Invoices from CPC
  • That "heavy for it's size" MFR Box on your doorstep
  • When the first cars arrive on a poker night

all these can easily go on my list.

getting the starting stacks ready for poker night.
texting out invites and getting 8 confirmations within 90 minutes
the sound of shuffling poker chips

non poker related

Enjoying a morning cup of coffee with my wife whom I affectionately call my "coffee mate".
Going to the movies with my son, grabbing lunch afterwards
Bone in Tomahawk Rib eye steaks cooked to a perfect medium rare
A cold beer on a hot summer day.
 
  • My spouse
  • Sex
  • Football
  • Cleaned & oiled chippies
  • Cracking open that newly received package
  • Punching tokens out of a new board game
  • Using chips instead of cardboard tokens in board games
  • Poker and/or games w/good friends
  • Pizza & beer
  • Burgers & beer
  • Beer & beer
  • A finely-mixed margarita
  • Cross-country trail running - hills, rivers, and all
  • Game conventions
  • Vegas
  • Powdery snow that melts away after two days
  • Rain
  • The ocean & beachfront vacations
  • Traveling
That's all for now...
 
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This, best way to wake up.
Playing hockey.
This is in addition to the standard family, friends & poker.
 
wife
family
friends
cooking 5 star food to share with the above
BBQ
BEER
playing music (guitar) with bass and drums
poker - winning large tourneys or just hosting a fun poker night with friends
snowboarding
poker chips
baseball cards
mini football helmets
the 4th of July
kentucky derby
football
baseball
boobies (especially soapy slippery shower boobies)
tiny bubbles
going to my own happy place
 
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  • Seeing a perfectly executed backdoor alley oop dunk
  • Pitching a second card from one end of the table to the other and sliding it right under the first one you dealt
  • The sound of a frisbee hitting the middle of the chains on a 15 ft birdie putt
  • The steady pull on your fishing rod that tells you the hook is set
  • Restacking chips after you score a monster pot
  • Cutting two pieces of wood and having the gap disappear when they slide together
  • The moment when my sail boat settles in to the new speed after an ease-hike-trim for a gust
  • Making old friends laugh with the same jokes
  • Seeing the temperature gauges start to drop during the first atmospheric reentry of new ship in Kerbal Space Program
  • When the first bite of something you've never cooked before is better than you expected
 
Butler's chips in my stack
Guinness' chips in my stack
Jose's chips in my stack
Chicken Rob's chips in my stack
Malaka's chips in my stack
Jimulacrum's chips in my stack
Ssanel's chips in my stack
Being lucky enough to chop a pot with Chippy
Not being the first one to go busto in a tournament
 
68 degrees with a stiff breeze

Shooting hoops with my son every day

Anytime my daughter acknowledges me (teenage girls suck) :)

Walking on break walls

The day i start recruiting for that years football pools

Fantasy drafts

1st Thursday-Sunday of March Madness

Being single in my 40s

Walking through the woods after midnight with a full moon

Campfires

Hammocks

Summits

Meatups

Strange

BBQ

Calling someone on an obscure movie quote
 
68 degrees with a stiff breeze

Shooting hoops with my son every day

Anytime my daughter acknowledges me (teenage girls suck) :)

Walking on break walls

The day i start recruiting for that years football pools

Fantasy drafts

1st Thursday-Sunday of March Madness

Being single in my 40s

Walking through the woods after midnight with a full moon

Campfires

Hammocks

Summits

Meatups

Strange

BBQ

Calling someone on an obscure movie quote

You forgot "Coconuts"
 
Walking through the woods after midnight with a full moon

Campfires

Hammocks

So excited to be heading out camping tonight. Definite thumbs up on those items.

EDIT: Going to be a new moon tonight though. Hopefully some good meteor watching skies at least.
 
* Getting chips
* Getting laid
* Getting my stack in with the nuts
* Making people laugh
* Making people give me a look of "wtf is wrong with you?"
* Riding down the long escalator at the Taj, then walking into the poker room (hope to do that again someday)
* Re-racking my chips at the end of a home game and realizing that none of these grimey motherfuckers stole any [emoji14]
* My wife, dogs, nature, good weather, and all the other boilerplate shit I'm obligated to say (I kid, these make me the happiest)
 
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