For Sale Walk for Farm Animals Charity Raffle: Win Parx Big Stax equity, chips and cards (incl. pre-USPC Kem) (3 Viewers)

[bergs]

Out. Loose passive guy makes it 1300 in CO at 250/500/50. I make it 3k on button with JJcs. Folds to him and he calls fast. Flop 9TQccc. He checks I bet 5k he raises to 15k insta. I think for about 5 seconds and shove for 29k total. He tanks a long long time. Almost called clock. He calls and turns over Q4o no club. Turn 3h River 4d.

Sorry I couldn't take it home for you guys and the goats

Literally no other way to play this hand. Do you bring the acid to drizzle the hand history on his chest or do you get it at the Parx?

 

[Toby]

The only number he had was this one:

 

[links_slayer]

Bah. Thanks for posting the updates Jack!

 

[courage]

Glad to hear any other critiques of the hands relayed above. I don't play a lot of tournaments so I have a bit to learn I'm sure.

You played great, bud. No worries. You're a 60:39 favorite on the flop but i guess maff is hard for tards. My coaching email should have prepared you for this, but alas, I omitted the part where TourneyTard binks after betting and calling 3bet OOP with Q6 off. I hope you kept an eye on him and followed him to a cash table. Guy is confirmed spewmonkey. You repped PCF and the goats with class. I woulda replied "yup, you outplayed me." Queue the JJ video.

Q6o and Q4o?!?!?

I think I would've lost my shit; looked for it; found it; then smeared it all over his face. Shocking.

This is standard play in New Jersey but I believe Parx is in Pennsylvania.

 

[stocky]

Booooo I want my charitable donation back.

Tough break Jack, you can't beat luck box idiots.

 

[PAZ]

Sorry Jack! We'll get 'em next time.

 

[Ben]

New loose passive player sits to my right donks it up playing like 50/15 for a couple orbits. I raise to 1200 from SB with two black kings over his limp at 200/400/50 he calls quickly. Flop 863cc. I bet 1600 he calls. Turn Qd. I bet 3k he calls. River Jh. I bet 7k he flats and shows Q6o with no club. Down to 31.3k.

Out. Loose passive guy makes it 1300 in CO at 250/500/50. I make it 3k on button with JJcs. Folds to him and he calls fast. Flop 9TQccc. He checks I bet 5k he raises to 15k insta. I think for about 5 seconds and shove for 29k total. He tanks a long long time. Almost called clock. He calls and turns over Q4o no club. Turn 3h River 4d.

Fold pre.

 

[jbutler]

Fold pre.

 

[Toby]

Hey when do my five entries win teh rest of teh prizes?

 

[jbutler]

Guys many apologies but this weekend got away from me due to some work stuff that unexpectedly destroyed basically all my free time and I didn't put the numbers together for the drawing before the winners were published.

The same stuff that derailed my weekend will also continue this week so I don't want to try to commit any time this week to working out the number spreads when I might not be able to do it. Let's set it out for next weekend for the same Saturday/Sunday schedule for setting the numbers and using the NJ drawing.

Again, apologies for missing the date I set. Won't miss it next weekend.

 

[courage]

I would suggest a shootout at PLOSAY but you're unstoppable at that game...

 

[jbutler]

Second post updated with donors' winning number ranges (quoted below).

JCFJ: 0001-1298
bergs (feat. the CLB): 1299-1947
tommythecat: 1948-2596
ChaosRock: 2597-3245
SixSpeedFury: 3246-3894
Toby: 3895-4023
PAZ: 4024-5321
links_slayer: 5322-5970
nitzilla: 5971-7269
stocky: 7270-7398
bentax1978: 7399-7657
LabMonkey: 7658-7916
Ben: 7917-8175
iBetOnEverything: 8176-8434
JoseRijo: 8435-8693
courage: 8694-8952
BGinGA: 8953-9211
mrtree: 9212-9340
gopherblue: 9341-9989

Reminder: the winner will be determined by the evening drawing on Sunday, August 16, 2015 for the NJ Pick 4. Due to rounding, there were 13 numbers (9988-0000) which were not assigned. If one of those numbers is drawn, it will be reversed to determine the winner. If 9999 is drawn, I will commit self-immolation with a random dog on the white house lawn. The first PCFer to post a picture of my ashes in the Derail/WTF thread will be forwarded the prize by the executor of my estate.

 

[jbutler]

I would suggest a shootout at PLOSAY but you're unstoppable at that game...

pretty sure i donated to you today.

 

[gopherblue]

Uh...why I get no numbers? I'm going to kill that cow named Elliot and grill his luscious, luscious porterhouses. Bovine can't even spell his name right...he doesn't deserve to live.

Participants:

JCFJ: $100 - 50 entries
bergs (feat. the CLB): $60 - 25 entries
tommythecat: $60 - 25 entries
ChaosRock: $60 - 25 entries
SixSpeedFury: $60 - 25 entries
Toby: $20 - 5 entries
PAZ: $100 - 50 entries
links_slayer: $60 - 25 entries
nitzilla: $100 - 50 entries
stocky: $20 - 5 entries
bentax1978: $30 - 10 entries
LabMonkey: $30 - 10 entries
Ben: $30 - 10 entries
iBetOnEverything: $30 - 10 entries
JoseRijo: $30 - 10 entries
courage: $30 - 10 entries
BGinGA: $30 - 10 entries
mrtree: $20 - 5 entries

Participants' winning numbers:

JCFJ: 0001-1388
bergs (feat. the CLB): 1389-2082
tommythecat: 2081-2276
ChaosRock: 2777-3470
SixSpeedFury: 3471-4164
Toby: 4165-4302
PAZ: 4303-5690
links_slayer: 5691-6384
nitzilla: 6385-7772
stocky: 7773-7910
bentax1978: 7911-8187
LabMonkey: 8188-8464
Ben: 8465-8741
iBetOnEverything: 8742-9018
JoseRijo: 9019-9295
courage: 9296-9572
BGinGA: 9573-9849
mrtree: 9850-9987

 

[jbutler]

Uh...why I get no numbers? I'm going to kill that cow named Elliot and grill his luscious, luscious porterhouses. Bovine can't even spell his name right...he doesn't deserve to live.

sheeit. will recalculate to include the goph...

 

[jbutler]

Uh...why I get no numbers? I'm going to kill that cow named Elliot and grill his luscious, luscious porterhouses. Bovine can't even spell his name right...he doesn't deserve to live.

sheeit. will recalculate to include the goph...

okay, number recalculated and edited into post 2 and the post just above. goph now a lock to win obv.

 

[nitzilla]

Apparently I'm winning all of the monies if it's over 5970........... ::
I'm cool with those odds.
nitzilla

 

[jbutler]

Apparently I'm winning all of the monies if it's over 5970........... ::
I'm cool with those odds.
nitzilla

typos will be the death of me...

 

[nitzilla]

nitzilla: 5971-7269

Damn, he fixed it.....

 

[guinness]

I'm just seeing this thread for the first time. OP is tldr, can I still contribute?

BTW I still get Walk for Farm Animals literature from when you did fundraising years ago.

 

[jbutler]

I'm just seeing this thread for the first time. OP is tldr, can I still contribute?

BTW I still get Walk for Farm Animals literature from when you did fundraising years ago.

yeah absolutely - click here to donate (requires entering CC number) or paypal me at jbutler16 [at] gmail and i will forward donation.

 

[guinness]

yeah absolutely - click here to donate (requires entering CC number) or paypal me at jbutler16 [at] gmail and i will forward donation.

Done. Good luck or whatever it is that I didn't read.

 

[bentax1978]

 

[BGinGA]

SixSpeedFury: 3246-3894

Congrats!

 

[jbutler]

Congrats, SixSpeed! PMs sent to @SixSpeedFury @JCFJ @PAZ and @nitzilla for addresses.

As I said in my PM to those guys above, my wife was, as always, extremely grateful for the overwhelming generosity and of course so am I. There are so many worthy causes competing for our time and dollars that I hesitate to make any claim about one being better than another, but Farm Sanctuary has to be up there in terms of quality of work and advocacy, so thank you all again so very much for contributing to these guys.

 

[tommythecat]

Congrats SixSpeed!!!

Thanks Jack for the contest and opportunity to help a great cause!

 

[PAZ]

Congrats to Six Speed!

Jack-thanks for doing this, it's always great fun for a great cause!

 

[Toby]

wp SixSpeedFury!

 

[SixSpeedFury]

Thanks all! That might be my lucky number, gonna play it today! Always good to contribute to a good cause!

 

[nitzilla]

Congrats Six Speed!