FYP.My mouth was full of icy cold giant glass dildos. But not in this hand.
FYP.My mouth was full of icy cold giant glass dildos. But not in this hand.
Gotta stay hydratedMy mouth was full of icy cold Bud Light drafts. But not in this hand.
Why cold, brother?FYP.
Because it's dull and it hurts more!Why cold, brother?
That’s a way different strat thread.Because it's dull and it hurts more!
Because it's dull and it hurts more!
It's gonna happen.Great. I don’t know what either of you look like but now I’m imagining you two duetting “Everything I Do (I Do It For You)”.
There isn’t enough tequilla currently in US-based warehouses to make this happen.It's gonna happen.
My mouth was full of icy cold Bud Light drafts. But not in this hand.
Well that’s explains the Bud Light. It’s sex in a canoe beer.Gotta stay hydrated
Islands in the Stream however...There isn’t enough tequilla currently in US-based warehouses to make this happen.
Call the floor. You tabled your hand, the rest of the table backs you up.Friendly $3/5 NL meetup game in the local casino for a local poker semi-pro celebrity. First time playing casino NL in at least 18 months (maybe longer…). Super friendly table, my end is telling jokes for the last hour and having a great time, nobody really stuck it up at all.
I have T9ss and call a $15 raise from BB OTB 4 ways. Effective stacks are $500ish. Flop 872ssd. I make it $25, BB calls, everybody else folds. Turn is black T we check check. River is 4s and he bets $50 and I resignedly announce “call” suspecting he has a flush but I’m not good enough to fold, and I insta flip over T-high flush.
He mucks and dealer instapushes him the pot and I’m like “WHOA I SAID CALL NOT FOLD”. Keep in mind that we’re all wearing masks and it’s loud because of some sweepstakes bullshit they run on Thursday nights here.
Villain says “bro you said fold” and dealer confirms that. The entire rest of the table says “he said call”.
WWYD?
never mind just finished the rest of this thread you resolved much better than I would haveCall the floor. You tabled your hand, the rest of the table backs you up.