You know you are a Chip-A-Holic when... (3 Viewers)

[Okku]

when you go to send a text with "tri" and your phone auto corrects it to TRK... I love life

 

[greenchip]

Count money in my head by increments of $1, $5, $25, $100.

Not $1, $5, $10, $20 like US bills. Why? Because I spend more time chips than paper money these days, paying by card but spending chips on cards.

 

[Steverino]

When you're watching your favorite TV show and there's a casino scene with dice chips forcing you to never watch that show again.

 

[TheRealTeddyKGB]

When you look at an attractive Santa Clara swimmer & the first thought that goes thru your head is "is her swimsuit Blaze Orange?"

 

[doublebooyah85]

When you look at attractive Santa Clara swimmer & the first thought that goes your head is "is her swimsuit Blaze Orange?"
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I keep telling my wife her ski jacket is blaze orange and she says fire red

 

[TheRealTeddyKGB]

I keep telling my wife her ski jack is blaze orange and she says red

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You're not wrong! Have you showed her the Paulson color sample chip yet???

 

[TheRealTeddyKGB]

You know you are a Chip-A-Holic...

When you buy the NEW Lewis Hamilton Monza GP hoodie just because it's Radiant Red.

 

[fishsaybloop]

You know you are a Chip-A-Holic...

When you buy the NEW Lewis Hamilton Monza GP hoodie just because it's Radiant Red.
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but WHICH shade of radiant is this?

 

[TheRealTeddyKGB]

but WHICH shade of radiant is this?

...when you know what @fishsaybloop is talking about:

(This one)

 

[DerFabo]

When
You wake up and check the classifieds before you text your girlfriend good morning

 

[LeLe]

When you are shopping with your wife and get PTSD after seeing the shop name

 

[raynmanas]

...when you think hosting a single evening justifies your $1000 add-on from CPC.

 

[wickedwonka121]

...when you think hosting a single evening justifies your $1000 add-on from CPC.

When you're spending on your setup for a random "poker party" and the crowd has no chippers. I literally can't trust them with my clay. Let them use dice chips. Wah wah.

 

[merkong]

When you say “the money I spend on chips could have been spent on stupid stuff like food and medicine.”

 

[Poker Zombie]

When you're spending on your setup for a random "poker party" and the crowd has no chippers. I literally can't trust them with my clay. Let them use dice chips. Wah wah.

This is why God invented China Clay. Dice chips?

 

[wickedwonka121]

This is why God invented China Clay. Dice chips?

I've brought this up before. They refuse to count. I tell them they can't count just to burn em. It's the saddest thing. I just bought a bunch of Tina's I would use but they would complain about using denoms. I've been told "let's just have one chip equal one chip". I watched them play with my buddies china's, just a bunch of dirty stacks. It makes my skin crawl!!!!!

 

[doakwolf]

When you open some rice crackers and feel tilted by the barrel counts

 

[Highli99]

When you open some rice crackers and feel tilted by the barrel counts

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That’s a lot of flea bites and spinners for whoever sold you that rack as “new”. You should make sure to leave negative feedback.

 

[wickedwonka121]

That’s a lot of flea bites and spinners for whoever sold you that rack as “new”. You should make sure to leave negative feedback.

"Never used by me"

 

[jpietrella]

That’s a lot of flea bites and spinners for whoever sold you that rack as “new”. You should make sure to leave negative feedback.

"Never used by me"

"Sold to me as mint but judge condition for yourself"

 

[MeridianFC]

When you open some rice crackers and feel tilted by the barrel counts

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Casino Used

 

[TheRealTeddyKGB]

...when you're putting away the dishes & notice a couple of flea bites.

 

[MegaTon44]

....you see your next solids cash set on FB, only to be disappointed.

 

[Chanceman]

When you show your wife your CPC mockups because you know they aren't good enough for to show PCF members:

Wife: That's nice. What are you going to do with that?
Me: Make poker chips?
Wife: What will you do with the chips? (Please say sell for a windfall profit)
Me: Um. Use them to play poker. You'd rather I sell them, right? In ten or twenty years they may be worth a fortune.

 

[Kid_Eastwood]

You see this ad on FB and immediately think about the possibility of using it on Poker chips.

 

[Poker Zombie]

You see this ad on FB and immediately think about the possibility of using it on Poker chips.

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...or when you already have used it for card cappers.

 

[Kid_Eastwood]

...or when you already have used it for card cappers.
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Love "fuck cancer" one.

 

[Poker Zombie]

Love "fuck cancer" one.

We have 5 different designs, and Fuck Cancer is on the back of each. They were a give-a-way for Ladies Night, and will be offered to players at the next game.

 

[ThinkingFold]

You have a box that looks like this that has been sitting around for a year but still cannot bring yourself to get rid of it.

 

[AWenger]

You have a box that looks like this that has been sitting around for a year but still cannot bring yourself to get rid of it.

Your reply to the previous poster is: the solution to your problem is you need to buy more chips to fill the plastic racks, and then you can get rid of the cardboard box.