You know you are a Chip-A-Holic when... (1 Viewer)

[MegaTon44]

...you see this on your FB app and think you hit the motherlode. Only to zoom in and be disappointed.

 

[mburnznj]

You look at the beach toys your wife bought and wonder if @Gear makes oversized labels.

 

[Gear]

You look at the beach toys your wife bought and wonder if @Gear makes oversized labels.

Circles up to 18.5" in diameter, banner-style printing 18.5" high by as more-or-less as long as you want.

 

[Poker Zombie]

Circles up to 18.5" in diameter, banner-style printing 18.5" high by as more-or-less as long as you want.

Thanks. Now I'm mocking up 18.5" poker chip "Fatheads"

 

[mburnznj]

Thanks. Now I'm mocking up 18.5" poker chip "Fatheads"

You know you're a chipper when you'd rather have a fathead of an Empress Star 500 rather than Aaron Judge.

 

[Poker Zombie]

You know you're a chipper when you'd rather have a fathead of an Empress Star 500 rather than Aaron Judge.

You know you're a chipper when you have to Google Aaron Judge, but know exactly what an ES 500 (Cash, Tournament, and Secondary Tourney) looks like.

 

[slisk250]

I’ll add another one since another member started this up again.

Part 1. You order enough of your custom set to completely fill a 14 foot craps table even though you don’t have a craps table or anywhere to put one
Part 2. You buy a craps table from Chanman to place the chips in Part 1
Part 3. See exhibit A below

 

[Goldfish]

You know your a chip-a-holic when u throw a tantrum in CVS because they are out of non-acetone nail polish remover.

 

[doublebooyah85]

I can’t stop buying

 

[doublebooyah85]

I’ll add another one since another member started this up again.

Part 1. You order enough of your custom set to completely fill a 14 foot craps table even though you don’t have a craps table or anywhere to put one
Part 2. You buy a craps table from Chanman to place the chips in Part 1
Part 3. See exhibit A below

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Are you building a separate building for your craps table? Lol?

 

[SiouxperStack]

Anyone else have a shuffle stack in their car?

 

[slisk250]

Are you building a separate building for your craps table? Lol?

Let’s get this straight. It’s an ATV storage facility.

 

[LowerBama1714]

Anyone else have a shuffle stack in their car?

I have 3.

 

[allforcharity]

I have 3.

Three cars with one shuffle stack each? BALLER!

 

[greenchip]

Suddenly make $300 bets when I was betting $25, just to see the $5000 chip. First try was a failure, second was a success with $1000 in. On the first try, I lost $1000 in 3 min.

 

[Poker Zombie]

Suddenly make $300 bets when I was betting $25, just to see the $5000 chip. First try was a failure, second was a success with $1000 in. On the first try, I lost $1000 in 3 min.

If you are playing blackjack, that just may be a clever move.

...also a quick way to be backed off the table. I can imagine the look on their faces when you say "I wasn't counting cards, I just wanted to see the $5000 chip."

 

[EmptyPocs]

Anyone else have a shuffle stack in their car?

left hand holds one barrel, check
right hand on wheel, check
mouse-pad on the seat between my legs, check
ready to drive!

I now have repetitive stress in my hand from shuffling (and had to quit )

 

[greenchip]

If you are playing blackjack, that just may be a clever move.

...also a quick way to be backed off the table. I can imagine the look on their faces when you say "I wasn't counting cards, I just wanted to see the $5000 chip."

Yep blackjack. I was looking for sharp $100s while thinking about $5000

 

[MeridianFC]

You know you are a Chip-A-Holic when You spend more than 5 minutes on PCF.

 

[Poker Zombie]

You know you are a Chip-A-Holic when You spend more than 5 minutes on PCF.

The average viewing time of porn is less than 5 minutes.

If you blow your load on PCF in under 5 minutes, you may also be a chip-a-holic.

 

[Mr Winberg]

The average viewing time of porn is less than 5 minutes.

It's important to select the scen you want to climax to and rewind the estimated time that you need to get there. Otherwise you'll just be leaving it to chance. Believe me, you'll not be able to see yourself in the mirror after blowing your load while the movie is zoomed in on Ron Jeremy's face!

Spoiler

I stole that one from Doug Stanhope

 

[wickedwonka121]

Anyone else have a shuffle stack in their car?

I keep em in my pocket. Lol. When people ask me why I have them I say stress relief similar to a stress ball or fidget spinner.

 

[pokerplayingpisces]

When your in-laws finally understand your sickness, and get you the perfect Christmas gift!
FYI- these came from my sister-in-law.

 

[EmptyPocs]

when your mother visits and asks if you are opening a casino

 

[Gear]

when you mother visits and asks when you are opening a casino

FYP

 

[Poker Zombie]

when your mother visits and asks if you are opening a casino

Sad part is, you would have waaaaay more Paulsons if you could open a casino.

With secondaries, tertiaries, quaternaries, quinaries (yes gaming control board, I need a backup to the backup to the backup. I like to be prepared).

 

[Sparty]

...when you start wondering, "what inlays would look best with these?"
https://www.oreo.com/oreoid-1

 

[wickedwonka121]

...when you buy a couple racks that were not 100% what you wanted, then found what you wanted and said to yourself "oh well, I'll have extra. Cool!".

 

[Poker Zombie]

...when you start wondering, "what inlays would look best with these?"
https://www.oreo.com/oreoid-1

So I can get fudge covered Oreos that look like this?

In for $100, out for $25 - and never lost a hand.

I would also be the first-ever poker game where regulars start bringing bottles of milk instead of bourbon.

 

[Poker Zombie]

...when you buy a couple racks that were not 100% what you wanted, then found what you wanted and said to yourself "oh well, I'll have extra. Cool!".

...when those "extra" racks are then filled.