Silly jokes (5 Viewers)

[joeyshin]

In space, no one can hear you scream = In space, no one can. Here, use cream.

eh..not punny

 

[Poker Zombie]

In space, no one can hear you scream = In space, no one can. Here, use cream.

Thanks - the shoddy punctuation from the meme was tilting.

 

[Mr Winberg]

Thanks - the shoddy punctuation from the meme was tilting.

Yeah, I hate when memes have spelling mistakes or bad grandma.

 

[Chipandchair]

Diarrhea is hereditary……..

Spoiler

It runs in your jeans

 

[HeWhoWouldPun]

Did you know that trees poop?

And no, not referencing the gas exchange process.

Spoiler: Punchline?

Where do you think number 2 pencils come from?

 

[Beakertwang]

Q: Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?

A: So they can…

Spoiler

Scandinavian

 

[rowlin]

 

[WedgeRock]

For Christmas, my wife made a Christmas wreath out of $100 bills.

Spoiler: Punchline

...a Wreath of Franklins

 

[Mr Winberg]

 

[Mr Winberg]

As a Swede I don't watch (nor understand) baseball that much, but I really enjoy when they try to steal a base!

Spoiler

I'll see myself out...

 

[WedgeRock]

16 sodium molecules walk in to a bar followed by

Spoiler

Batman!

Spoiler

 

[inapinch]

Saw this on Reddit, anyone headed to Vegas who can help this person?

 

[Saoliver]

Saw this on Reddit, anyone headed to Vegas who can help this person?
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@Sprouty

 

[Mr Winberg]

Saw this on Reddit, anyone headed to Vegas who can help this person?
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I'm sure someone here can sell from his personal collection!

 

[Mr Winberg]

 

[Poker Zombie]

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Judging from the size of that pigeon, it must have been the one that shit on my car.

 

[joeyshin]

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Why didn’t they use a duck?

 

[Mr Winberg]

Why didn’t they use a duck?

A quack sticks?

 

[CraigT78]

I thought I was winning an argument with my wife. She takes off her shirt and bra.

It was a booby trap!!

 

[WedgeRock]

Why didn’t they use a duck?

Missed the pun?

 

[bernielomax]

Why didn't Joseph leave Russia?

Spoiler

Because he was Stalin

 

[joeyshin]

Missed the pun?

I got the joke but the other joke is that people used to think a ducks quack didn’t echo

 

[Poker Zombie]

I thought I was winning an argument with my wife. She takes off her shirt and bra.

It was a booby trap!!

Sounds like you won then.

 

[Beakertwang]

 

[Beakertwang]

Whoops

 

[EmptyPocs]

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[EmptyPocs]

 

[Mr Winberg]

Not all cheeses are made the same way. In fact 'edam' is made backwards.

 

[rowlin]

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Spoiler

SUPPLIES!!!

 

[Chipandchair]