I wish I could have asked a question like this and got trolled as one of my first posts, I'll admit its not quite
Scrub Donkey, but man this is a great thread.
Oh,
Welcome! btw
Age: Old enough to know better, but young enough to still be able to
Race: Slow as F
Species: likely not human
Gender: please assume
First Name: Call me Bob
Annual Income: Please Sir, may I have another?
Shoe Size: Whatever I can find in the dumpster
Blood Type: Rocky Road Bitches
Fav Drink: Palmentos or W/E the F TheBergs is cook'n
Dogs: Whippets and Danes
Drugs: Whippets, tHe GambOlz, crack-in-cup
GOAT Goals and Pipe Dreams: Fake/Lakeshores
Greatest achive: Players Card, 88%+ VPIP
Vocation: Slut / Chip Shamer
Aspiration: No thanks
Fav Game: Not Holdem
Comorbidities: Degen
Al'ka-hull: Gin