Derail and WTF Merge Thread (81 Viewers)

[rowlin]

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[nitzilla]

For some reason I thought of @BonScot for this one

Unrelated but funny:

 

[mattross1313]

@Anthony Martino

 

[johnnycnote]

 

[ekricket]

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Quick get a rug
Any rug will do
Doesn’t matter
If it’s red, green, or blue

Maybe two rugs
One red and one blue
Or two green ones
To hide all the goo

 

[Saoliver]

 

[Mr Winberg]

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Quick get a rug
Any rug will do
Doesn’t matter
If it’s red, green, or blue

Maybe two rugs
One red and one blue
Or two green ones
To hide all the goo

 

[rowlin]

 

[BonScot]

 

[bigdonkey]

 

[Poker Zombie]

Back in the "land line" days (anybody remember those?) I had a friend that would call, and regardless of who would answer, he would say something like "Man with one leg walks in many circles."

The message always got passed to me (often preceded by "that was an odd call"), to which I would reply "I gotta go", and immediately leave the house.

There was only one person I knew that was that odd, and it was a clear indicator that he was now home, so I could head over to hang out. No call ever lasted 58 seconds.

 

[Thisfiendis138]

 

[Thisfiendis138]

 

[BonScot]

 

[Jeff]

Bought tortilla blankets for the kids for a funny gift for Christmas. Thought it was funny, the pics had kids using them to wrap up like a burrito.

When they came in and look at them up close, they look like you used them as toilet paper.

 

[Poker Zombie]

...and the award for making the correlation between burritos and toilet paper goes to...

Bought tortilla blankets for the kids for a funny gift for Christmas. Thought it was funny, the pics had kids using them to wrap up like a burrito.
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When they came in and look at them up close, they look like you used them as toilet paper.
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[WedgeRock]

 

[BonScot]

 

[mattross1313]

 

[bigdonkey]

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Why are you posting here? Aren’t you supposed to be somewhere designing incohesive chip sets with nonsensical spot progression?

 

[BonScot]

Why are you posting here? Aren’t you supposed to be somewhere designing incohesive chip sets with nonsensical spot progression?

I’m saving reading that thread until later tonight in case I’m having trouble sleeping

 

[Mr Winberg]

 

[BonScot]

 

[Thisfiendis138]

 

[Mr Winberg]

 

[Coyote]

Elephant to Tarzan: "How can you breathe with that tiny thing there?"

 

[Mr Winberg]

Why do elephants have four feet?

Spoiler: Prepare to lol!

Because four inches would look ridiculous!

 

[WedgeRock]

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[Beakertwang]

 

[MrWitti]