Derail and WTF Merge Thread (48 Viewers)

[longflop]

I’d have knocked it 5 to the left if that was the case

What do you have against bassett hounds?

 

[BonScot]

What do you have against bassett hounds?

Not my crotch

 

[Highli99]

You realize that’s the cook-and-eat line, not the have-sex-with line, right?

Please leave the dogs and horses alone. What you do with the cats is not my business.

 

[longflop]

Not my crotch

I get it, they are just not a sexy dog. Plus they always look like they've been around.

 

[Beakertwang]

 

[WedgeRock]

I’m going to have to knock that line along two to the left

Why is there even a line?! None of you like cheap Chinese food?!

 

[BonScot]

Why is there even a line?! None of you like cheap Chinese food?!

On a diet

 

[SixSpeedFury]

 

[BGinGA]

I might add that new Jeeps are nicer than old worn-out models.

 

[Mr Winberg]

I might add that new Jeeps are nicer than old worn-out models.

Don't fret, maybe you make up for it by being a talented driver?

















...is what I would have written if I knew you. Instead I'll just write: "Lol, good one!"

 

[Coyote]

I might add that new Jeeps are nicer

Not really mint ones, though.
Once broken-in, they 're buttery-smooth.

 

[BGinGA]

Not really mint ones, though.
Once broken-in, they 're buttery-smooth.

Yeah, the brand new ones tend to make a lot of screeching noise.

 

[Saoliver]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1409573354378498051

 

[Coyote]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1409573354378498051

I 've seen something similar advertised as facial massage...

 

[Mr Winberg]

 

[SixSpeedFury]

 

[Saoliver]

 

[Saoliver]

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[BonScot]

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“Poopeyes”

 

[mattross1313]

 

[BonScot]

 

[MatB]

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Almost had me

 

[BonScot]

BBC over here reporting on Bill Cosby getting out of jail. The reporter just said “Bill Clinton is getting out after his conviction for sexual assault was overturned.” Hilary will be raging. She thought she had the place to herself

edit: they just issued an apology to Bill Clinton

 

[Thisfiendis138]

 

[Beakertwang]

 

[Saoliver]

 

[Mr Winberg]

 

[WedgeRock]

Should say, "My dad's a chipper and he taught me how to box."

 

[BELGRADE]

Édit.

 

[Thisfiendis138]