Derail and WTF Merge Thread (28 Viewers)

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You’re welcome, PCF!
I dunno what I just watched.

...but someday, I'm coming to your game. I'm going to have the stone-cold nuts, and you are going all-in with the second nuts.

I am going to tank on my decision to call. I'm going to just sit there stoic, for 1 minute and 52 seconds, before I call and show you I won. When you ask why I tanked for so long, I'm pulling up this post and telling you it was because you don't just owe me your stack, but you also owe me the 1:52 it took me to watch this video.
 
I dunno what I just watched.

...but someday, I'm coming to your game. I'm going to have the stone-cold nuts, and you are going all-in with the second nuts.

I am going to tank on my decision to call. I'm going to just sit there singing "NEVA NEVA NEVA NEVA NOOOO" for 1 minute and 52 seconds, before I call and show you I won.
FTFY
 
True story

I’ve started seeing a personal trainer because I’m a fat bastard.

Been 4 times now. Today he’s getting me to do sit ups and he’s holding my feet. I’m on my third set and struggling.

He says “come on one more just give it a push…”

Cue super loud comedy fart noise echoing throughout the gym.

I just looked at him and said “there’s no way that hasn’t happened to you before” :ROFL: :ROFLMAO:
 

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