Derail and WTF Merge Thread (27 Viewers)

[ekricket]

Sounds very similar to Lovehearts over here. Great for heartburn

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Those are littered with traditional Scottish phrases I’ve encountered over the years

 

[Schmendr1ck]

Aircon isn’t a thing over here. The thought of buying a machine to make your place colder is mental

I open the fridge to get a heat!!

My house in Florida has two central air conditioners - one for the main floor and one for the room over the garage.

It's 30C or higher about 7-8 months each year, so it would be unlivable down here without some cooling.

 

[Schmendr1ck]

Those are littered with traditional Scottish phrases I’ve encountered over the years

I must have missed the ones that said "Love ya, c*nt" and "Fuck off."

 

[BonScot]

My house in Florida has two central air conditioners - one for the main floor and one for the room over the garage.

It's 30C or higher about 7-8 months each year, so it would be unlivable down here without some cooling.

I’d melt in those temperatures. There’s a danger that my pale blue skin could turn white

 

[BonScot]

I must have missed the ones that said "Love ya, c*nt" and "Fuck off."

Those are the favourites. Some c*nt must have taken those!!

 

[Poker Zombie]

I’d melt in those temperatures. There’s a danger that my pale blue skin could turn white

0% chance.

Mrs Zombie is Scottish. In the Florida sun, she goes directly to lobster-red walking from the car to the house. Five minutes later she becomes a pile of ash that I have to sweep up and reconstitute on a rainy day.

 

[Schmendr1ck]

0% chance.

Mrs Zombie is Scottish. In the Florida sun, she goes directly to lobster-red walking from the car to the house. Five minutes later she becomes a pile of ash that I have to sweep up and reconstitute on a rainy day.

Yep, we have similar complexions, so I still haven't figured out why I live down here.

 

[BonScot]

0% chance.

Mrs Zombie is Scottish. In the Florida sun, she goes directly to lobster-red walking from the car to the house. Five minutes later she becomes a pile of ash that I have to sweep up and reconstitute on a rainy day.

That happens quite a lot to Scottish people. We’re also allergic to garlic and religious iconography

 

[Poker Zombie]

Yep, we have similar complexions, so I still haven't figured out why I live down here.

Because you know that this is beautiful, until you have to go outside. Then it is utterly stupid.

 

[Schmendr1ck]

Because you know that this is beautiful, until you have to go outside. Then it is utterly stupid.
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"Deal me in, I'll get the snow shovel for the table."

 

[Poker Zombie]

"Deal me in, I'll get the snow shovel for the table."

You gotta admit - the card glide would be legendary.

 

[Schmendr1ck]

You gotta admit - the card glide would be legendary.

 

[Saoliver]

 

[WedgeRock]

 

[Thisfiendis138]

 

[WedgeRock]

 

[Saoliver]

 

[Saoliver]

 

[mattross1313]

 

[Irish]

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There's endless wisdom in the goldbug book!

 

[Saoliver]

 

[Mr Winberg]

 

[Beakertwang]

 

[rowlin]

 

[mattross1313]

 

[Thisfiendis138]

 

[Ben8257]

Just heard this on the Radio...

And now considering calling out of work... going home... showering several times and then spending the rest of the day in prayer.... seriously WTF!!

 

[WedgeRock]

 

[johnnycnote]

 

[Poker Zombie]

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Note: I laughed at the cat sitting at the dinner table, thinking he was people.

I would never laugh at a member of the army. They have guys that can turn your head into a cloud of red mist from a little over a mile away.