Derail and WTF Merge Thread (100 Viewers)

[Beakertwang]

Can’t wait for Metallica’s black album anniversary shirts.

You mean Spinal Tap, right?

 

[bsdunbar1]

This made me think of @BonScot

 

[BonScot]

This made me think of @BonScot

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Yeah but it’s not necessarily a bad thing over here. It can be a term of endearment as well.

It can be used in many different contexts. We essentially use it the same way Smurfs use the word “Smurf”.

 

[ekricket]

Yeah but it’s not necessarily a bad thing over here. It can be a term of endearment as well.

It can be used in many different contexts. We essentially use it the same way Smurfs use the word “Smurf”.

That’s cuntabulous

 

[BonScot]

That’s cuntabulous

And if you say it quick enough you can call a policeman that as well. “Good evening c*nt stubble”.

 

[UW85]

 

[Saoliver]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1586062217098760193

 

[mburnznj]

https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsInCars/comments/yfxpq2

 

[johnnycnote]

 

[BGinGA]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1586062217098760193

FML.

 

[johnnycnote]

 

[k9dr]

 

[BonScot]

 

[Eriks]

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Need to make one of those in Swedish. The little cunts are confused about what country they live in over here as well.

 

[EmptyPocs]

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are they at least boiled?

 

[EmptyPocs]

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after the 1st 4 what is the difference

 

[EmptyPocs]

Yeah but it’s not necessarily a bad thing over here. It can be a term of endearment as well.

It can be used in many different contexts. We essentially use it the same way Smurfs use the word “Smurf”.

I love it!
give me 3 sentences (not in Gaelic)
where at least one vocal 'c*nt endearment' term does not translate to 'I am a wife beater' (or a referance to fried food).
(I usually do it over my shoulder while walking away; but each to his own)

 

[Old State]

 

[Old State]

 

[k9dr]

Best Halloween pet costume

https://twitter.com/x/status/1587184408091840512

 

[johnnycnote]

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Not sure I would reply with a for this one @BonScot

 

[BonScot]

Not sure I would reply with a for this one @BonScot

Must’ve dropped my guard for a minute there

 

[MatB]

So I was telling someone a while back the story of the chicken who’s head was cut off and it lived for over a year.

I can’t remember who I wa stealing but pretty sure they thought I was fos.

 

[Saoliver]

 

[mattross1313]

 

[Old State]

 

[Ben8257]

Lady pulls up to the stop sign behind me and gets out to get something out of the back of her SUV ( I am waiting to get into the job this morning at 7am) I notice she doesn't have a tag... I said "miss, I think someone may have stolen your tag"

She said "I haven't had a tag for two years, why don't you mind your own F**king Business Wh**e Boy!"

"OK miss have a wonderful day!" ... roll my window back up and get back on PCF where hopefully I can do a better job of minding my own business.

Yeah, that actually happened WTF! Lol

 

[Pinkdan]

 

[Poker Zombie]

Lady pulls up to the stop sign behind me and gets out to get something out of the back of her SUV ( I am waiting to get into the job this morning at 7am) I notice she doesn't have a tag... I said "miss, I think someone may have stolen your tag"
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She said "I haven't had a tag for two years, why don't you mind your own F**king Business Wh**e Boy!"

"OK miss have a wonderful day!" ... roll my window back up and get back on PCF where hopefully I can do a better job of minding my own business.

Yeah, that actually happened WTF! Lol

Um... always good to be reminded that there are massive sections of the the human race that sucks?

 

[Highli99]

Lady pulls up to the stop sign behind me and gets out to get something out of the back of her SUV ( I am waiting to get into the job this morning at 7am) I notice she doesn't have a tag... I said "miss, I think someone may have stolen your tag"
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She said "I haven't had a tag for two years, why don't you mind your own F**king Business Wh**e Boy!"

"OK miss have a wonderful day!" ... roll my window back up and get back on PCF where hopefully I can do a better job of minding my own business.

Yeah, that actually happened WTF! Lol

That’s gonna be my new line when someone reminds me to put in a blind.