BonScot
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Plymstock school = pretty f***ing ruthless.
At least wait until the next edition…
At least wait until the next edition…
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Derail and WTF Merge Thread (31 Viewers)
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BlueChipSpecial
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They totally missed the opportunity to highlight their fantastic group life insurance coverage and their disability/dismemberment insurance. It's an employee's market these days... Gotta really tout the extra benefits in your job postings.
MrCatPants
Full House
Saw this tonight. Fracs forever?
bsdunbar1
4 of a Kind
BonScot
Straight Flush
mattross1313
Full House
Yah….Tom’s a c*nt. Request denied…
Mr Winberg
Full House
BonScot
Straight Flush
RocAFella1
Royal Flush
Straight G
BonScot
Straight Flush
Not all heroes wear condoms
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
Instead, he lost his wife, half of everything he currently or ever makes, and got whatever STD you could get from unprotected sex with a stripper, plus has to pay child support for 18 years.
But he didn't land in a country-club prison, so I guess he has that going for him.
But he didn't land in a country-club prison, so I guess he has that going for him.
RocAFella1
Royal Flush
I think he married said stripper. Half of $250m is better than half of $0m IMO.
Poker Zombie
Royal Flush
Funny thing - his divorce settlement was exactly $250 million.
He bought the land in Colorado for $23 million, had to sell it for $60 million to pay for $31.5 million in out-of-court settlements related to Enron. So I guess if cheating on your wife is what you call "lucky", then kudos to you.
He bought the land in Colorado for $23 million, had to sell it for $60 million to pay for $31.5 million in out-of-court settlements related to Enron. So I guess if cheating on your wife is what you call "lucky", then kudos to you.
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RocAFella1
Royal Flush
I think you're getting the timeline wrong. Sounds like he sold the property well before the trial and settlements. I'm not glorifying him cheating on his wife but I would objectively say he ended up better off as a result.
Old State
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The point is that he sold Enron stock before it went to $0, purely by luck. The CFO and CEO were the ones committing fraud and they went to jail when it all blew up. It was a fortunate timing thing.
Kinda like when a flush comes in and downgrades your set, so you stop betting only to get beat by a bigger set. It’s good luck disguised as bad luck.
Not sure if you've done time, I dont know you, but yes, I 100% see netting a few millions and staying out of prison as lucky lol.
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mattross1313
Full House
Poker Zombie
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I get it - I'm in a massive minority that thinks "losing his wife" is a far worse fate than any amount of money.
To each their own, carry on.
Billy Baroo
Full House
My crazy neighbor helped design and build his son’s Pinewood Derby car. I give you…
The Rick Roller 
BonScot
Straight Flush
This is like there’s a hidden microphone in my house
Read it aloud in an Irish accent to experience the full effect…
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