Derail and WTF Merge Thread (26 Viewers)

[Brandon]

Oh the shit you can buy on Etsy…….

 

[Beakertwang]

 

[Eriks]

 

[Tonysquander]

 

[Old State]

 

[Beakertwang]

You think this is impressive? Yeah?

Well, I put on my underwear this morning, and I almost didn’t fall over!

https://twitter.com/x/status/1643083814216912896

 

[HeWhoWouldPun]

 

[Oscargambles]

 

[NotRealNameNoSir]

Wife sent me this. EXACT look on friend's faces as I try to explain Scarney at 3am with empty bottles scattered across the room.

 

[Mike mac]

Banned.

 

[Tonysquander]

 

[Chipandchair]

 

[Beakertwang]

 

[JMC9389]

You got some 'splaining to do @detroitdad

 

[Tonysquander]

 

[JMC9389]

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No wonder the KC meetup filled so quickly!

 

[Saoliver]

 

[WedgeRock]

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I had the same text string with @Jish Kofer. I didn't even know he had a cat. I guess he had a cat 4 years ago.

 

[Saoliver]

 

[BonScot]

 

[Beakertwang]

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I love this joke!

 

[Saoliver]

@BonScot likely knows this place well.

 

[Old State]

 

[BonScot]

@BonScot likely knows this place well.

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Yeah I’ve been left there many’s a time

 

[Saoliver]

 

[Coyote]

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I remember of a Greek fairy tale, about a man working in a foreign land as an expatriate just for bed and food. After a 7-year work term, the boss gave him three golden pounds and offered to exchange them with an equal number of proverbs, as advice.

The poor man accepted the deal and started walking the 1,000-mile trek to his home.

The first proverb (no details here, to cut a long story short) saved his life from bandits.
The second proverb made him rich, with hundreds of golden coins.

The third proverb was "hold the evening's anger for next morning".
Upon arriving at his home, he saw, from outside the window, his wife kissing a young man on the cheek and thought about killing them both, but he remembered the third proverb.
Next morning he found out the young man was his son.

 

[Beakertwang]

 

[BonScot]

I remember of a Greek fairy tale, about a man working in a foreign land as an expatriate just for bed and food. After a 7-year work term, the boss gave him three golden pounds and offered to exchange them with an equal number of proverbs, as advice.

The poor man accepted the deal and started walking the 1,000-mile trek to his home.

The first proverb (no details here, to cut a long story short) saved his life from bandits.
The second proverb made him rich, with hundreds of golden coins.

The third proverb was "hold the evening's anger for next morning".
Upon arriving at his home, he saw, from outside the window, his wife kissing a young man on the cheek and thought about killing them both, but he remembered the third proverb.
Next morning he found out the young man was his son.

I could do with knowing what that second proverb is

 

[Beakertwang]

 

[Old State]