Derail and WTF Merge Thread (29 Viewers)

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There's a carload of jokes about Cretans, but most of them have to do with their accent in Greek and are not possible to translate to another language.
Here is a simple one:
Guy wanted to sell his .44 revolver, with a silver-plated handle, in order to buy a Rolex watch.
His buddies disagreed and told him:
"What about if someone makes a comment about your mother's c*nt? What are you going to say? A quarter to eight?"
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