Derail and WTF Merge Thread (50 Viewers)

[Saoliver]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1671670290001063939

 

[Saoliver]

 

[Old State]

 

[BonScot]

View attachment 1154436

A bird crapped on my car yesterday…

I’ll not be taking her out again

 

[BonScot]

 

[BELGRADE]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1671939440246235137

 

[Brandon]

 

[Old State]

 

[BonScot]

View attachment 1154686

To be fair the last time I had diarrhoea I might have considered that…

 

[BonScot]

 

[BonScot]

Can I just check? Do you all use “shat” as the past tense of “shit” because the above joke only works if you do? I’m sitting here in tears at that joke.

 

[Saoliver]

Can I just check? Do you all use “shat” as the past tense of “shit” because the above joke only works if you do? I’m sitting here in tears at that joke.

Yup. Shat n her panties.

 

[BonScot]

Yup. Shat n her panties.

I’ve not heard that joke since I was at school. Love it

 

[Saoliver]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1672338855263891462

 

[BonScot]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1672338855263891462

Would love to see him get in the ring with someone and get sparked right out with the first punch

 

[Mr Winberg]

Would love to see him get in the ring with someone and get sparked right out with the first punch

I'd like to see him totally humiliate conor mcgregor!

 

[LeGold]

 

[BonScot]

New Chinese takeaway opened in Glasgow. I suspect they knew what they were doing with the name…

 

[Beakertwang]

https://www.facebook.com/reel/1602903443574255?fs=e&s=TIeQ9V&mibextid=0NULKw

 

[Saoliver]

 

[B.C.]

I'd like to see him totally humiliate conor mcgregor!

He seems to be doing a pretty good job of that all on his own. #PieceOfShit

 

[Mr Winberg]

 

[BonScot]

View attachment 1155252

I have never heard anyone say “on accident”. Not a thing over here.

Maybe all the “by accident” people killed anyone who said “on accident”

 

[Mr Winberg]

@BonScot I was unaware of all the fantastic Scottish cuisine!

https://fb.watch/lnTpVmA2V4/

 

[BonScot]

@BonScot I was unaware of all the fantastic Scottish cuisine!

https://fb.watch/lnTpVmA2V4/

See we’re not just kilts and bagpipes

 

[Poker Zombie]

That's impressive.

I've always just built my sheds right where they needed to be. It just must be my tech-like thinking.

 

[bigdonkey]

I have never heard anyone say “on accident”. Not a thing over here.

Maybe all the “by accident” people killed anyone who said “on accident”

I think all of the "on accident" people killed themselves by accident, because they clearly aren't too bright.

 

[WedgeRock]

I think all of the "on accident" people killed themselves by accident, because they clearly aren't too bright.

Maybe that just say it like that by purpose.

 

[WedgeRock]

https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/comments/14ihf9c

 

[Beakertwang]