Derail and WTF Merge Thread (39 Viewers)

[Mr Winberg]

 

[Brandon]

 

[Old State]

 

[Old State]

 

[mattross1313]

 

[Saoliver]

 

[Saoliver]

I think this is English. I need @BonScot to translate please.

https://www.tiktok.com/video/7231596827659767066

 

[Coyote]

I think this is English. I need @BonScot to translate please.

https://www.tiktok.com/video/7231596827659767066

That's why I never managed to get laid with British girls -coming from as far south as Manchester- while on vacations on Greek islands.
Incomprehensible, and however drunk both of you may be, you still need to exchange a couple of lines.

I had success, though, with American girls (a rare species on the Greek islands at the time of my youth). God bless America.

 

[Fran]

 

[Eriks]

 

[NotRealNameNoSir]

I think this is English. I need @BonScot to translate please.

https://www.tiktok.com/video/7231596827659767066

Long story short she railed some detergent off the washer, thats probably a bad time, my first instinct wouldnt be to make a TikTok video lol.

 

[Saoliver]

Long story short she railed some detergent off the washer, thats probably a bad time, my first instinct wouldnt be to make a TikTok video lol.

It's a warning to others. A public service.

 

[Pinkdan]

 

[Poker Zombie]

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A rolling Rick Roll. That's not just classic, that's someone whose links I would never click.

 

[bsdunbar1]

 

[Fran]

 

[LeGold]

 

[99%evil]

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“But it works on paper”- every architect

 

[NotRealNameNoSir]

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Love this. Wife is a planner and these signs are common, the whole community has a sense of humor.

 

[LeGold]

 

[Fran]

 

[Rieguy]

 

[BonScot]

 

[Saoliver]

 

[Eriks]

 

[Poker Zombie]

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$100 says that if that got delivered, the Hazmat team was dispatched to the scene for a "suspicious package".

 

[Brandon]

 

[Poker Zombie]

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Thanks for the advice, but I have never needed a BJ that badly.

 

[Brandon]

Thanks for the advice, but I have never needed a BJ that badly.

Looks like she's jonesing hard for some dice chips

 

[Pinkdan]